Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[SAguy]

I'm putting this on the Weber in a couple of hours:



Going to be following this as a guide:

 

[dualmeister]

At that price I would expect someone to cook it for me

 

[SAguy]

At that price I would expect someone to cook it for me

At that price I'm gonna be annoyed if I fk it up!

I choked on my spit when the butcher handed it to me, but then figured it's the price of a couple of pizzas from Mr D... as long as I don't screw it up it will be worth it.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Not bad, about the same price as bacon

 

[SAguy]

Same price as 2 woolies avos.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

God I hate that word, Woolies
Makes me wanna puke in someones face

 

[SAguy]

God I hate that word, Woolies
Makes me wanna puke in someones face

Worst home porn film ever...

 

[S.Claus]

God I hate that word, Woolies
Makes me wanna puke in someones face

What did Woolies do to you ?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Wont catch me dead in that overpriced yuppy shop

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Everyone brags how much longer their fresh groceries last from Woolies.
That is scary
How much preservatives have been added to their food?
It is impossible for a tomato to last a month on the shelf at home, but Woolies ones do, loaded with kak inside. No thanx

 

[SAguy]

Everyone brags how much longer their fresh groceries last from Woolies.
That is scary
How much preservatives have been added to their food?
It is impossible for a tomato to last a month on the shelf at home, but Woolies ones do, loaded with kak inside. No thanx

Perhaps... or consider that what you're getting from Shoprite/PnP/Checkers is 2nd grade stuff that's had poor quality control or a poor supply chain.

I know for a fact that one of the big retailers will have fish and frozen goods standing out in the sun for hours, only to be put back into a cold truck and sent to a store.

 

[dualmeister]

Everyone brags how much longer their fresh groceries last from Woolies.
That is scary
How much preservatives have been added to their food?
It is impossible for a tomato to last a month on the shelf at home, but Woolies ones do, loaded with kak inside. No thanx

Actually they get preferential first choice to many fruit and vegetables grown locally. Similar to the export market getting the better grades.

So the stuff they are selling is mostly a higher quality.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Most likely true
But I dont trust them with what has been added to make vegetables stay fresh for weeks and weeks and weeks
Not even back in Jesus day did the Okes have lekker fresh veggies like this when they were cruising through the deserts
Something fishy going on here

 

[HunterNW]

Wont catch me dead in that overpriced yuppy shop

Just take a trolley and stroll around looking at all the sexy chicks. When satisfied leave the trolley at the pie section and fckoff.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Just take a trolley and stroll around looking at all the sexy chicks. When satisfied leave the trolley at the pie section and fckoff.

No
I refuse to hangout around yuppy cvnts

 

[SAguy]

No
I refuse to hangout around yuppy cvnts

You just jealous that they have a daddy trust fund that pays for Avos.

 

[HunterNW]

No
I refuse to hangout around yuppy cvnts

I give a schit .... a cvnt in skinny pants is nice to look at.

 

[RanzB]

I'm putting this on the Weber in a couple of hours:
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My absolute favourite cut to slow cook in the Weber

Word of warning, when I do them I make sure I start of cooking very early, depending on what temp you want to take it to, it can take significantly longer than you expect.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Very true
I actually did walk into my local 'Woolies' a few months ago, i was looking for eisbein and went there as a last resort, anyways they didnt have but I was looking at the cool stuff and was horrified by the prices. Absolute madness, even the milk is overpriced.
And I am sorry but milk is milk and there is no "A' Grade Milk exclusive to 'Woolies'
**** that place

Ok, can we move along now? I do not want to talk about this anymore. Thank You

 

[SAguy]

I give a schit .... a cvnt in skinny pants is nice to look at.