Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Pineapple Smurf]

Well Done on your achievement yesterday @SAguy
Another nice method of attempting to keep your constant temp in a Weber is the snake method that I learnt last year

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=snake+method+weber

 

[Tinuva]

And so the weekend start

Cheers!

 

[Whright]

How to you masturbate without the neighbours hearing you? Or are you left handed?

If they ask, I just say it’s wind chimes or another trick is to tie the to be used clean up sock around to muffle the sound.

 

[Tinuva]

The next one

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

The next one

Enjoy
I found that one harsh on my palette

 

[Tinuva]

Enjoy
I found that one harsh on my palette

Thank you. It definitely has a very distinctive taste.

 

[dualmeister]

The next one

This is one beer that I cannot stand. Both times I tried it I hated it

 

[abudabi]

Yeah I don't mind the bone crusher.

Is it you, swambo and a not so much anymore a midget?

 

[abudabi]

Parboiling some veggies.

 

[Tinuva]

This is one beer that I cannot stand. Both times I tried it I hated it

Well I got them for free and while it ain't my favorite it's still great to be drinking a beer

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

This is one beer that I cannot stand. Both times I tried it I hated it

Yup, me too

 

[agustino]

Fri yay!
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For Drunkers....... The day is in the middle

Week....... end to all non drunkers who are still in the way!!!!!

 

[abudabi]

For Drunkers....... The day is in the middle

Week....... end to all non drunkers who are still in the way!!!!!

That's Papa Smurf speak.

Speak sober damnit!

 

[The_Mowgs]

Yes during Level 5 lockdown I went there as the queus for standard shops was ridiculous, almost a km long.
I forgot about that butchery until you mentioned it now.
It's so so, not what I am looking for

Fuk back to woolies then

 

[The_Mowgs]

Chicken tonight

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Quick prego rolls with Chippies Prego sauce for dinner. Cheers!

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Chicken tonight

No man
Presentation
Please pack the foods properly
So that we do not have to tilt our heads left right upside down
Thank You

 

[PoppieChoffel]

God I hate that word, Woolies
Makes me wanna puke in someones face

Patricia despises it when I call them that.




So, naturally, I do

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Worst home porn film ever...

I don't know, dude, the ones involving other bodily waste ejections are easily worse IMHO.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Just take a trolley and stroll around looking at all the sexy chicks. When satisfied leave the trolley at the pie section and fckoff.

Housewives who sit on their butts all day? Nee man.