Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

Rugby, Fire, Beer, Snoek (well ½ a snoek - only 2 people)

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Has anyone made a biltong pizza? I am all of a sudden lus for something like that in my Weber soon, no idea why I just thought of that. Anyone?

Only done a biltong braai pie, but can't see biltong on pizza not working.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

That is exactly what it is.. especially the first time you make it.

Learnt to put it on before I sleep, and check it when I wake up the next day. Its so good though.

The only time slow makes sense.

 

[bwana]

Picked up a nice bavette, aka flank, steak today from Checkers. Cooked over the fire hearth. Lovely cut.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

^ Braaing inside a Jet Master Give that man a Bells

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Quiet or I'll send you a bottle of Johnny Walker RED.

Don't knock it, it saved my relationship with Patricia during hard lockdown thanks to @Stokstert

 

[The_Mowgs]

Nice
Enjoy your braais guys and gemmernai. Will most probably not be able to post later

 

[PoppieChoffel]

The next one

One of my favourites from them

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Fuk back to woolies then

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Nice
Enjoy your braais guys and gemmernai. Will most probably not be able to post later

Fck it, were you the d00s who have them my number?

 

[The_Mowgs]

Fck it, were you the d00s who have them my number?
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Hahahahahaha. Im 100% sure it was that woolies naier

 

[bwana]

^ Braaing inside a Jet Master Give that man a Bells

Third time this week

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

 

[mbayshark]

Nice
Enjoy your braais guys and gemmernai. Will most probably not be able to post later

ROFL Got my invite as well. I guess I'll see you there a bit later @PoppieChoffel and @The_Mowgs

 

[Jitters]

All the soldiers lined up for mah belly!!

 

[The_Mowgs]

ROFL Got my invite as well. I guess I'll see you there a bit later @PoppieChoffel and @The_Mowgs

Its on like donkey cock guys. Fuk curfew, we looking at octopoes tonight

 

[Jitters]

Its on like donkey cock guys. Fuk curfew, we looking at octopoes tonight

Hori ek like jou

 

[mbayshark]

For Drunkers....... The day is in the middle

Week....... end to all non drunkers who are still in the way!!!!!

Jirrrr can't decide if this is just some random words thrown together or if there is some deep meaning hidden beyond the words.

Keep reading it over and over to decipher what the f@ck it means.

 

[Whright]

Ribs tonight

 

[The_Mowgs]

Hori ek like jou

Ek is mal oor jou bra, ons moet dan n braai reel