Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[mbayshark]

Its on like donkey cock guys. Fuk curfew, we looking at octopoes tonight

I'm flying in from Mossels.....see you there in 15 minutes. Special only till 21h00, will have to klap them tequilas quickly.

 

[Jitters]

Ek is mal oor jou bra, ons moet dan n braai reel

Ons maak so..!!

 

[PoppieChoffel]

ROFL Got my invite as well. I guess I'll see you there a bit later @PoppieChoffel and @The_Mowgs

Well at least we now know who is selling our info


/looks at MyBB mods askance

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Jirrrr can't decide if this is just some random words thrown together or if there is some deep meaning hidden beyond the words.

Keep reading it over and over to decipher what the f@ck it means.

Never try to decipher what it's saying, it pops up randomly just to fck with you.


Probably a plant to distract us from the fact that our personal info is being sold.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Lovely spring evening here.

 

[Captain Beer]

No braai shenanigans for me this evening. But thought I'd pop in and thank @Pineapple Smurf for introducing me to this stuff. It even better than long covid

 

[flytek]

Did someone say tequila?... ;-)

 

[Jitters]

1...2.. 3..floor

 

[Jitters]

1...2.. 3..floor

Or is that flour

 

[Jitters]

Nope. 1..2..3.. bed. Julle almal het vroeg ga slaap

 

[The_Mowgs]

Nope. 1..2..3.. bed. Julle almal het vroeg ga slaap

Ja ek was gaar ou maat

 

[Mortymoose]

Quick prego rolls with Chippies Prego sauce for dinner. Cheers!

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I have been selling this stuff for years, even visited their little factory down in the Helderberg when I was on holiday once. These guys also do those wee packets of hand crafted crisps....... PEDRO!!!!!!

 

[Jitters]

Nope. 1..2..3.. bed. Julle almal het vroeg ga slaap

Ek moes vroeg ga slaap het

Ja ek was gaar ou maat

Self. My vrou het n dwars babbalas

 

[heartbroken]

Any menu suggestions? The GF is coming over after I isolated the last 10 odd days. Need to impress.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Any menu suggestions? The GF is coming over after I isolated the last 10 odd days. Need to impress.

Cock

 

[heartbroken]

Cock

I said I need to impress her

 

[JSparrow]

Any menu suggestions? The GF is coming over after I isolated the last 10 odd days. Need to impress.

You can make 2 minute noodles and still be a hero

 

[RedViking]

Lekker Friday on a Saturday morning.

 

[chopsuey]

Lekker Friday on a Saturday morning.

dammm ...now I regret eating that last chop, after having enough, from yesterday's braai :-(

 

[dualmeister]

Wonders what surprises the visitors are going to bring to braai later.