Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[PoppieChoffel]

So no braai then

Not on a school night, I'm afraid

 

[The_Mowgs]

Not on a school night, I'm afraid

World has gone to sht fuksakes

 

[The_Mowgs]

Tjops tonight

 

[dualmeister]

Tjops tonight

I am impressed by your Whisky selection.

 

[JSparrow]

Boerewors rolls tonight and russians tomorrow night.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Tjops tonight

Enjoy buddy, we finished our bottle last night.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Beautiful sunset
Gentlemen start your Weber's
Steak egg and chips

 

[JSparrow]

One wors roll and some leftover dinosaur feet. And then the other worsroll......

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

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[Captain Beer]

A well deserved bezza after today's kak. Average queueing time at our voting station was 5 hours, there's still a long line, poor cunts.

 

[Captain Beer]

Hurry up and be my dinner

 

[flytek]

My braai has burned through and now leaks rusty water stains underneath it if left in the rain accidentally.
So I need a new one.
I think its time for a weber or similar kettle braai in the 57cm or above range.
I need the portability and I like the roundness as I intend to be able to use it for kuirvuurtjies too.
Obviously stainless steel would be nice as I intend to use it like I always do with hard wood.
I have some concerns though.
How would I adjust the cooking height? (I like my current brick arrangement because it gives me height and rotational adjustment)
I could put a big flat grid over the top and then put bricks on that.
I would perhaps like to drop the height and I see the Smurf has short legs for his?

If anyone has any comments, ideas or suggestions for which brand/model to go for or any other tips I'd be grateful as I've never used a kettle braai before and I don't intend to use it as an oven most of the time.

 

[HunterNW]

How would I adjust the cooking height? (I like my current brick arrangement because it gives me height and rotational adjustment)
I could put a big flat grid over the top and then put bricks on that.
I would perhaps like to drop the height and I see the Smurf has short legs for his?

3 Weeks ago i travelled the West Coast from top to bottom. Two MOERSE concerns at all places:
Fcking braai rooster is either rusted or covered in 25 lambs fat and whatever schit was cooked on it.
There's 1 brick broken in half in the braai where the grid must lay on. WTF ?
Are the Cape people fcking idiots when it comes to a braai ? How the fck do you braai everything 5mm above the coals ? And that on a fcked up grid. Luckily i travel with my own grid and WILL design a portable cooking height magafter to travel with the grid.

O yes - A webber is not build for big fires, it wants donkie drolle.
Smurf chopped his legs shorter with an angle grinder.

 

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

3 Weeks ago i travelled the West Coast from top to bottom. Two MOERSE concerns at all places:
Fcking braai rooster is either rusted or covered in 25 lambs fat and whatever schit was cooked on it.
There's 1 brick broken in half in the braai where the grid must lay on. WTF ?
Are the Cape people fcking idiots when it comes to a braai ? How the fck do you braai everything 5mm above the coals ? And that on a fcked up grid. Luckily i travel with my own grid and WILL design a portable cooking height magafter to travel with the grid.

O yes - A webber is not build for big fires, it wants donkie drolle.
Smurf chopped his legs shorter with an angle grinder.

That is why i own one like this and it goes with me when camping etc

 

[pinball wizard]

Smurf chopped his legs shorter with an angle grinder.

Really? I thought he was naturally a wee little fella.

 

[HunterNW]

That is why i own one like this and it goes with me when camping etc

That's a good idea. I just need something that'll work for a bigger grid.

 

[flytek]

I see some secondhand webers around and the bottom grids look like they can't handle a wood fire for long or am I mistaken?
I've also seen posts of people claiming to have used wood for a decade or more without issue?
There are also many different brands...is weber the toughest of the bunch or are there better ones for use with wood?

 

[SAguy]

I see some secondhand webers around and the bottom grids look like they can't handle a wood fire for long or am I mistaken?
I've also seen posts of people claiming to have used wood for a decade or more without issue?
There are also many different brands...is weber the toughest of the bunch or are there better ones for use with wood?

I also plan to use my weber for some wood, but more for starter wood for making pizzas. I asked the question before and many use it for wood too.

Having only recently started using a weber and being a wood snob before I can honestly say that I don't mind braaing on on briquettes as much as I thought I would. I add some pieces of smoking wood to the coal starter to make myself feel better about having some wood coal.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Gas comes from deep in the sea, its lekker natural
You Okes must move to gas please
Carbon Neutral is the way forward

 

[SAguy]

Gas comes from deep in the sea, its lekker natural
You Okes must move to gas please
Carbon Neutral is the way forward

I'm burning coal, resulting in there being less of it - doing my part for the earth.