Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[HunterNW]

How did that happen? I have the same gloves

We would all like to know .... Unless he uses it to scratch his sandpaper ass ?

 

[KantSnyer]

How did that happen? I have the same gloves

The dog, sits every evening waiting to rumble with them.

 

[HunterNW]

The dog, sits every evening waiting to rumble with them.

I must get a dog. Seems you can blame them for anything. Will work well for my gassy but.

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

I never buy those coz it is cheaper to 'rent'
Pick em up at the BP station and when finished return for another one
Only idiots buy big bottles

Shut your whore mouth.

 

[Smugs]

 

[SAguy]

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Is that even a braaibroodjie? Looks like he's just smoking tomatoes on a piece of wood.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Old people cannot see jackshit, so doesnt matter. That old man is still gonna get laid this afternoon before his nap

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Wait, why are there 2 dials on that Weber?

 

[pinball wizard]

All Webers Matter?

Except for gas ones.

 

[Smugs]

Wait, why are there 2 dials on that Weber?

That's the Q3000, The upper class one..

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Except for gas ones.

Why do you dislike us Jewish people so much?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

When i was in the Strand the other week i was amazed at all the places with heaps of firewood.

That is because most of us are now carbon neutral with how Q braais

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I won mine in a Coke competition .... It's our goto item for Klein-Saturdag swine braai's ... so yea, I basically use mine only on a Wenesday night and then for the odd breakfast or burger nights

Klein Saturdag
Lekker
Thats tonight
What are you throwing onto the gasser tonight?
I might join you

 

[flytek]

Look what I found on the stoep.
I will try a midweek gasser burger night to learn something new.
Is one supposed to warm these things up? If so how long?


The patties stuck a bit...


Well that was f'ing quick for a school night grill. I could get used to it in these circumstances...


Yum...

 

[bwana]

Is that even a braaibroodjie? Looks like he's just smoking tomatoes on a piece of wood.

Now you're complaining because he's cooking over wood?

 

[I.am.Sam]

Look what I found on the stoep.
I will tey a midweek gasser burger night to learn something new.
Is one supposed to warm these things up? If so how long?
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The patties stuck a bit...
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Well that was f'ing quick for a school night grill. I could get used to it in these circumstances...
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Yum...
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thats looks pan fried ...giving gas a bad name

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Nice one flytek, yeah I also find my grid a tiny bit sticky at first, gonna try and lube it ever so gently next time and see how that goes. Lekker quick n easy Klein Saterdag meal in no time

 

[bwana]

Picked up a nice looking "plankie" steak (apparently that's a real thing) from Checkers today. Just need to wait while the Q heats up and...

Never mind, it's ready.

 

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

Klein Saturdag
Lekker
Thats tonight
What are you throwing onto the gasser tonight?
I might join you

Braai'ing flighless pumpkin fillets ... Wife put in an order for chicken burgers since I ordered paste last night

 

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

Yeah, definitely not hard to get your hands on wood.
This place out melkbos way is pretty sizeable:

https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x1dccf499eaa35afb%3A0xe21d3c014cd465d!3m1!7e115!4s%2Fmaps%2Fplace%2Fcharlies%2Bwood%2F%40-33.7257637%2C18.4571114%2C3a%2C75y%2C347.24h%2C90t%2Fdata%3D*213m4*211e1*213m2*211s_tdctkx7XLRNAY3iaEhIHw*212e0*214m2*213m1*211s0x1dccf499eaa35afb%3A0xe21d3c014cd465d%3Fsa%3DX!5scharlies%20wood%20-%20Google%20Search!15sCgIgAQ&imagekey=!1e2!2s_tdctkx7XLRNAY3iaEhIHw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj9pe_gkfzzAhVSeMAKHfD7D8sQpx96BAhTEAg

Im a Rooikrans fan and of all the places selling, that's the last place I'll make a turn ... he's got serious kak wood !