Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Pineapple Smurf]

Delicious Supper
I tried a few times to upload pics on the MyBB app on my phone but each time I got 'You Don't Have Permission'

So here it is from a MAC on Chrome so **** you Mods for trying to ban my braai pics

 

[Mortymoose]

Braaing at a friends again...
Fancy pork sausages, pumkin kebabs, roast potatoes, salad, pudding and beer...gonna be yum
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Notice the container for the kuiervuurtjie is half a keg filled with KPH (kak praat hout)...
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Fekkin love Ollies, must be 3 years since I last had. I would always drag a coolbox down to The Helderberg and pop into The Slow market and buy at least a grand's worth to bring back to Namibia to braai up here. Really rate their stuff......

 

[bwana]

Wish I'd prepared something else now.

Suffering through a power outage - Meatloaf on Q.

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[Mortymoose]

Walking to work this morning, I was startled by a fruit tree moving behind the fence next to me. Then I spotted two horns knocking ever so gently against the fence, peering over I was met with two bulging brown eyes, a mere 50cm from me..... She never ran, just stood there blinking at me....

The back yard is behind a small business that closes for the weekend, So I spoke to her and yet she still did move, I went around the front of the building and realized that the poor skinny beast was in fact trapped...... judging by the amount of kak all over the yard, she must have been stuck here for awhile, I noticed in her frustration she had turfed over the wheelie bin and scattered rubbish everywhere,

I opened the 2nd gate and called out my catch phrase "Bokkie! Bokkie!" , something I have done to all the Gemsboks I see from a young age in the hope they will remember in the future.

To my amazement she sauntered over to me at the open gate and followed me out the yard to to a patch of green grass where she proceeded to have brekkie....

 

[bokka1]

'But I wont do that'

We need an answer, what won't he do? @The_Mowgs is up for most things when on shrooms, but what did meatloaf not want to do is the question everyone on planet earth, 3rd rock from the sun, wants to know ?

He will do anything for love but he won't Vax so he died of Covid.

 

[RanzB]

Wish I'd prepared something else now.

 

[bwana]

It is insensitive of me to say that I'm going to go look for that recipe now?

 

[SAguy]

Breakfast braai loading

 

[RanzB]

It is insensitive of me to say that I'm going to go look for that recipe now?

I would do anything for meatloaf..

But I won't do that.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Boeries done. I dont know if I have said this but fuksakes this is the perfect day. This is summer time!

 

[bokka1]

I thought this is a joke but now see it is legit.

Why even apologise?

 

[dualmeister]

Can't believe I'm going a make fire in this heat later. Tonight will be branas and Coke. The only way to dop in this heat as it has ice blocks. Iceblocks = water = #stayhydrated.

 

[Fred07]

Can't believe I'm going a make fire in this heat later. Tonight will be branas and Coke. The only way to dop in this heat as it has ice blocks. Iceblocks = water = #stayhydrated.

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But than the Brandy heats you up lol. No win situation.

 

[The_Mowgs]

But than the Brandy heats you up lol. No win situation.

But luckily you can moer someone on a whim

 

[dualmeister]

But than the Brandy heats you up lol. No win situation.

You not adding enough ice.

 

[dualmeister]

But luckily you can moer someone on a whim

The only thing that I am going to moer is a tasty piece of curried wors into my mouth.

 

[The_Mowgs]

The only thing that I am going to moer is a tasty piece of curried wors into my mouth.

Im curry...

 

[SAguy]

Had to take a nap after the breakfast braai, mimosas sneak up on you in this heat.

 

[dualmeister]

Cheers.

 

[ebendl]

Gotta love Saturdays