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[PoppieChoffel]

Friday
Sun is setting, and just about gone
19h50 now

Not 1 ****er braaing ? Anywhere in RSA

@dualmeister did excuse himself earlier this afternoon

Gents. What is happening? Are we all going to toss Kale on the gasser like Poppie did last week and call it a night?

@Smugs is ending night duty pumping petrol at Engen in Port Gherzebath so will pull in later for a midnight braai. Champion. I love that bloke. #nohomo

Your peanut too Smurf.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

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What meat is this? Looks fantastic.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

I hear it's a tad hot in CPT ATM

 

[PoppieChoffel]

'But I wont do that'

We need an answer, what won't he do? @The_Mowgs is up for most things when on shrooms, but what did meatloaf not want to do is the question everyone on planet earth, 3rd rock from the sun, wants to know ?

Nah. Just you.

 

[RanzB]

Made a tomahawk and some rashers.

 

[RedViking]

What meat is this? Looks fantastic.

Chicken for wifey.

800g chocolate and coffee Tbone Steak

 

[RedViking]

Your grid is too clean.

I braai 2 - 3 times a week for 7 years (well almost). This braai is amazing. Gardener scrubs it clean once a week. I gave up trying to tell him it is a braai. Doesn't help that he doesn't speak a word English.

Patio Braai

Patio Braai Charcoal Braai - Tjops and wors Patio Braai Sales price: R 2,150

kznspit.co.za

 

[Captain Beer]

Let's make Monday a bit less lame.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

School night

There are more pics but I don't have permission to post them

 

[dualmeister]

I braai 2 - 3 times a week for 7 years (well almost). This braai is amazing. Gardener scrubs it clean once a week. I gave up trying to tell him it is a braai. Doesn't help that he doesn't speak a word English.

Patio Braai

Patio Braai Charcoal Braai - Tjops and wors Patio Braai Sales price: R 2,150

kznspit.co.za

Fook me. I need a dude like that

 

[Captain Beer]

Just the way daddy likes it...

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Chicken for wifey.

800g chocolate and coffee Tbone Steak

Yeah that's the one

Deets please.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Let's make Monday a bit less lame.

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On it!

 

[RedViking]

Yeah that's the one

Deets please.

Actually it is the Chilli Chocolate Coffee T-Bone from Food Lovers Market.

However mine was accidently labeled "Rashers" or something and I paid R80 for it.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

School night

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Colour me curious.....

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Don't be THAT guy...

It's all love, don't stress, but thank you

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Actually it is the Chilli Chocolate Coffee T-Bone from Food Lovers Market.

However mine was accidently labeled "Rashers" or something and I paid R80 for it.

Well now I'm just disappointed.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Sorry everyone.

No braai this eve.

But I did get a 14yo POS to eat tongue. So I'll count that as a win.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Sorry everyone.

No braai this eve.

But I did get a 14yo POS to eat tongue. So I'll count that as a win.

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Really?! What's the issue, boys?

 

[PoppieChoffel]

@theratman I can tell you and I should speak more.

But where the f are the braai pics, bud?