Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Sir Bob]

Taken from the side dish thread but I think it deserves a spot here.

Thanks @WaxLyrical

 

[RedViking]

 

[dualmeister]

Must go, studying
.

Pornhub?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Pornhub?

I finished it, waiting for Pornhub V2.0 to come out
I am studying for my Skippers

 

[dualmeister]

I finished it, waiting for Pornhub V2.0 to come out
I am studying for my Skippers

You buying a boat?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

You buying a boat?

Are you ****ing retarded?????????
Everyone knows the Triple F Rule
If it Floats, Flies or Fvcks it is cheaper to rent it


So yes I will be renting a small boat, @The_Mowgs and I have some 'business' to take care of

 

[dualmeister]

Are you ****ing retarded?????????
Everyone knows the Triple F Rule
If it Floats, Flies or Fvcks it is cheaper to rent it


So yes I will be renting a small boat, @The_Mowgs and I have some 'business' to take care of

So two semen in a boat.
Makes sense.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

So two seamon in a boat.
Makes sense.

Yes

We've had 2 girls 1 cup, now we present 2 seamon 1 boat

Love you @The_Mowgs #nohomo

 

[The_Mowgs]

So two semen in a boat.
Makes sense.

3 semen will leave with the boat but only 2 will return to shore

 

[heartbroken]

3 semen will leave with the boat but only 2 will return to shore

Quick Q, will there be braai facilities on the boat?

 

[dualmeister]

3 semen will leave with the boat but only 2 will return to shore

Dark. Drops a few hundred bath bombs in your pool.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Quick Q, will there be braai facilities on the boat?

That, ice cold beer and excellent whisky, and edibles

 

[The_Mowgs]

Dark.

No, more a caramel skin tone.

 

[heartbroken]

That, ice cold beer and excellent whisky, and edibles

You selling tickets? I want in on this better version of the love boat.

 

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

Enough of Smurfie and his holn@@i boat ... back to cremations ...

Oink Oink Swine onna gas Q

 

[Jitters]

Klein saterdag is n bliksem.. ek drink my laaste whizza

Lekker braai julle mooi mense

 

[Jitters]

Net nou braai ons die groot payday steaks

 

[theratman]

You selling tickets? I want in on this better version of the love boat.

Wear a helmet. Great time guaranteed.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I love it when you speak foreign @Jitters

 

[Whright]

It’s been awhile braai team, some pizzas for tonight, cheers all.