Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Pineapple Smurf]

You don't like pork?

I love pork
But this particular sausage from them is frigging amazing
And perfect texture, no bits of toenail clippings etc

Damn good quality, very very impressed with all their sausages I have tasted so far

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Does this thread look like Instagram to you? Hou op moan

Thank you Mowgs, this is a mans thread. Presentation is for pussies

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Tonight we cooking up some boneless chicken, some sosatie sausage and a bit of steak on the Weber and it's real easy to do...

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It smells goood...

Hey Martha

 

[HunterNW]

Does this thread look like Instagram to you? Hou op moan

Gaan rook jou aaptwak, jou klein kak.

Thank you Mowgs, this is a mans thread. Presentation is for pussies

Don't thank him, go suck his weener.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Gaan rook jou aaptwak, jou klein kak.

Don't thank him, go suck his weener.

Not after it has been in your bum no thank you, tsek homo

 

[KleinBoontjie]

I love pork
But this particular sausage from them is frigging amazing
And perfect texture, no bits of toenail clippings etc

Damn good quality, very very impressed with all their sausages I have tasted so far

Toenail clippings? You mean coriander shells? Boerewors without roasted coriander can't be great, can it?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Toenail clippings? You mean coriander shells? Boerewors without roasted coriander can't be great, can it?

No, sometimes you get something white and hard, looks like a pebble
Probably a knee cap that got grinded or something

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Nee fok man. You don't just moer the wors on the bun. Work on your presentation skills.

Thank you.

Sê vir die fokken soutie

 

[pinball wizard]

I love pork
But this particular sausage from them is frigging amazing
And perfect texture, no bits of toenail clippings etc

Damn good quality, very very impressed with all their sausages I have tasted so far

Yeah that's why you need a proper butcher, or, even better, make your own.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Yeah that's why you need a proper butcher, or, even better, make your own.

No
I am a lazy drunk

 

[flytek]

No
I am a lazy drunk

How many sausages of that butcher have you tasted so far?

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Kak man. Maak 'n vuur en braai - Dit is makliker as naai.
(Ek sien een fout)

Niks is maklik met hierdie fokken Covid fatigue.

Which fault, please?

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Wind only just picked up now, otherwise I’d be around back being a gas hole.

Autocorrect?

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Does this thread look like Instagram to you? Hou op moan

Well clearly not, because the photos are kak here.

 

[bwana]

Autocorrect?

That's where the Q lives.

 

[dualmeister]

Packed and off the the river

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

How many sausages of that butcher have you tasted so far?

2

 

[dualmeister]

Ready. Beer time yet?

 

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

It's Beer o'clock 24/7

Where is this river spot?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I'm off to the bottle store