Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Mortymoose]

Homemade spinach cheese sauce. Cooling down in a pot in cold water, to add to braai pie.

Wors and a tiny 20 buck cheap steak. 1 potato, 1 mielie.

Cheers Lads

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Yes!!!!!! TAFEL LAGER! About blerrie time....

 

[RanzB]

 

[SAguy]

I don't know if I'm doing this right but here goes. Added some soaked wood chips and hoping to cook for about 50 min.

 

[SAguy]

I don't know if I'm doing this right but here goes. Added some soaked wood chips and hoping to cook for about 50 min.

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There's one thing I just noticed, and that will mostly matter when doing really low/slow cooks... the thermometer on the lid is opposite the vent. Since it seems like you want the vent over your food, that means the thermometer is over the coals - which makes the temp appear higher than it really is in the weber itself.

 

[KantSnyer]

Yes!!!!!! TAFEL LAGER! About blerrie time....

From the same stable, enjoying this range

 

[mbayshark]

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That looks blerrie lekker.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

I don't know if I'm doing this right but here goes. Added some soaked wood chips and hoping to cook for about 50 min.

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Looks great!

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Looks good @SAguy
You'll figure it out
Nice and slow with chicken
Thats gonna be so juicy
Use a knife later to stab a piece and pry open to see if it is cooked
When cooked you might want to brown the texture over the coals for a coupla seconds, entirely up to you. After all, you are the Braaimaster of your Weber. Welcome to the club

 

[SAguy]

Looks good @SAguy
You'll figure it out
Nice and slow with chicken
Thats gonna be so juicy
Use a knife later to stab a piece and pry open to see if it is cooked
When cooked you might want to brown the texture over the coals for a coupla seconds, entirely up to you. After all, you are the Braaimaster of your Weber. Welcome to the club

Thanks man... old hand at a normal braai, but new to the weber and I'm excited for a different braaing technique.
Will send pics when I'm done, fail or not.

 

[SAguy]

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Well ****ing Done @SAguy
The family is gonna be very happy, the wife is gonna have melt in her mouth super soft chicken, and you Sir are gonna get a leg over tonight on a Monday on a school night

 

[dualmeister]

From the same stable, enjoying this range
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Cheers.

 

[SAguy]

Well ****ing Done @SAguy
The family is gonna be very happy, the wife is gonna have melt in her mouth super soft chicken, and you Sir are gonna get a leg over tonight on a Monday on a school night

Holy cow this came out nice... ok, I love real braai braai - but this smokey flavour, daaaaammmmnnn.

Edit: The weber is gonna make me broke, gonna wanna smoke like R400 piece of meat on a Tuesday.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Holy cow this came out nice... ok, I love real braai braai - but this smokey flavour, daaaaammmmnnn.

Edit: The weber is gonna make me broke, gonna wanna smoke like R400 piece of meat on a Tuesday.

It's the best. If you need slow-cooked pointers you should stalk @Snyper564 and see the recipes he cooks all day. That man is the Hugh Hefner of braais, has a dozen girls in their 20's in bikinis at his house every night eating his delicious moist juicy meat. True story

 

[SAguy]

It's the best. If you need slow-cooked pointers you should stalk @Snyper564 and see the recipes he cooks all day. That man is the Hugh Hefner of braais, has a dozen girls in their 20's in bikinis at his house every night eating his delicious moist juicy meat. True story

You misunderstood, he has a dozen 20 year old virgins at his house every night... no one said they were girls.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Munchies

 

[flytek]

Firsr braai in 2 weeks...felt like months

 

[flytek]

Pineapple soaked in brandy, sugar and cinnamon, toasted and the topped with caramel, ice cream and berries....yum yum

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

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Pineapple soaked in brandy, sugar and cinnamon, toasted and the topped with caramel, ice cream and berries....yum yum

If it were me after a few drinks (not that I ever drink alcohol) I would of put those pineapple rings over my Cock and topped my peen off with caramel, ice cream and berries and gotten @The_Mowgs to eat it off whilst I toss those Castle beers over the fence to the neighbours yard

 

[SAguy]

If it were me after a few drinks (not that I ever drink alcohol) I would of put those pineapple rings over my Cock and topped my peen off with caramel, ice cream and berries and gotten @The_Mowgs to eat it off whilst I toss those Castle beers over the fence to the neighbours yard

That's very specific, you've thought this through quiet a bit I see