Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Pineapple Smurf]

Not if you drink this

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1431013593106030593

Although from Twitter #TakeABeerToWorkDay it seems not everyone is following the 0% rule

What the **** is the point of that gay kak?
That is like going to a brothel and asking a hooker for a hug

 

[Stokstert]

My cooking skills are -9000
They probably wouldn't serve my dishes at Auschwitz.

Those are actually no real Spätzle but string noodles, Spätzle look like these or how to make them on an easy way.

 

[pinball wizard]

What the **** is the point of that gay kak?
That is like going to a brothel and asking a hooker for a hug

A hooker did hug me once. My friend's mother ran a brothel. Long story, but some prospective employees came to the house the one time for interviews.

 

[dualmeister]

My friend's mother ran a brothel

What your parents do for work day at school must have been fun.

 

[saor]

What the **** is the point of that gay kak?
That is like going to a brothel and asking a hooker for a hug

Nice to have a drink during the day without the alcohol. Just like it's nice to get a hug.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Also on special
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How much do you reckon it costs them to manufacture? They probably order in batches of thousands from some China company for less than R200 each I'd guess.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Nice to have a drink during the day without the alcohol. Just like it's nice to get a hug.

It's better when you're not supposed to though, skelm drink en vroetel.

 

[KantSnyer]

It's better when you're not supposed to though, skelm drink en vroetel.

All made in the States, I believe some of the gas models are made in China. If they still make them like they used to then well worth the price, mine is around 20 years old now.

 

[bokka1]

As promised, tonight we have fillet on the menu.

Enjoy pay day guys.

 

[Mortymoose]

In The Second largest Canyon in the World, the Mighty Fish River canyon in Southern Namibia, limited signal, maar ons gaan nou braai..

 

[Whright]

 

[bwana]

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Go on, throw it in.

 

[RedViking]

Government inspired me tonight to have a braai:



I don't have so much stuff to burn like them, you know, like a substation or two....


Anyways, here is mine Mr. Mayor



Oh, and might have to braai the next week.

Mr. Mayor is not taking my messages.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Well Done @bokka1
You're the only real man here in the Western Cape braaing tonight outdoors
Even I chickened out
P035 cold
And hailing
And now loud thunder
I love it

 

[HunterNW]

Man dis lekker

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Boerie rolls

 

[dualmeister]

Boerie rolls View attachment 1135624

Love the toasted buns.

 

[HunterNW]

Love the toasted buns.

So jy like jou broodjie effens gebrand

 

[dualmeister]

Man dis lekker View attachment 1135620

What shooter is that? Looks like Smurf cum?

 

[HunterNW]

Played a Live https://g.co/kgs/ziQ8M3