Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - You Got To Eat Your Pudding!

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

Sorry Lads, and 1 Lady
Im too drunk
My Long weekend has already started at 5pm and Im klapping the 80s vinyl going porno tonight before I head to the dam tomorrow morning early for a lekker time out. Catch you all next week for more braai porn pics xxx

Drunk in 3 hrs ... fncking amateur

 

[Binary_Bark]

Apologies for the kak supermarket wors. Last minute event...

Cheers all

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WTF man, that worse and worst of all.............






















That cap collection is not full

 

[dualmeister]

Drunk in 3 hrs ... fncking amateur

He pretends to pass out. Then he goes and watches his taped episodes of 7de Laan.

 

[Captain Beer]

WTF man, that worse and worst of all.............






















That cap collection is not full

 

[Binary_Bark]

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Let Me Google That

For all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question than to google it for themselves.

letmegooglethat.com

 

[MakakkaBoy]

Yes man. Showing your meat in their supermarket jackets somehow makes it wrong.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

You sure do like your jalapenos

That I do.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Yes man. Showing your meat in their supermarket jackets somehow makes it wrong.

And your braai shot is....

 

[MakakkaBoy]

And your braai shot is....

Yes. I think so, yes. One day on a Monday.

 

[Captain Beer]

He pretends to pass out. Then he goes and watches his taped episodes of 7de Laan.

The man pays his TV License. May he be blessed with many years of omnibus goodness.

 

[dualmeister]

OMG the shops were packed now. Couldn't get half the stuff I wanted so this is it. Light it up and a big FU to kopdoek.

 

[dualmeister]

Cheers mates.

 

[dualmeister]

Best gift ever

 

[RanzB]

Oof that's going to make wanking difficult.

 

[dualmeister]

Oof that's going to make wanking difficult.

Funny thing. My beer says that I mustn't make babies.

 

[RanzB]

Funny thing. My beer says that I mustn't make babies.

No I did these puzzles in school. It means an 18 year old mustn't drive into a pregnant lady.

 

[dualmeister]

No I did these puzzles in school. It means an 18 year old mustn't drive into a pregnant lady.

Wahahahahahaha

 

[dualmeister]

Braaing alone tonight. Yeah it seems so. OK high five.

 

[gottagoon]

Braaing alone tonight. Yeah it seems so. OK high five.

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Pineapple Smurf also braaing I'm sure. No pics though from him when at the dam.

 

[Captain Beer]

Steaks on a flame







This business of bottles stores closing on a Thursday always catches me out, makes it feel like a Friday.