Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - You Got To Eat Your Pudding!

[Pineapple Smurf]

I'm not gonna haul out a deep fryer to the stoep and set that ****er on fire to deep fry some crumbed chicken pieces while i drink my beer staring into the flowing river and feeling the warmth from the fire.

 

[I.am.Sam]

or fry it inside ....

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

or fry it inside ....

I never fry anything except bacon & eggs

 

[I.am.Sam]

I never fry anything except bacon & eggs

i think @HunterNW neesd to give you a cooking course

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

i think @HunterNW neesd to give you a cooking course

Damn that was a super juicy chicken burger, I'm sorry now I only made 1

 

[I.am.Sam]

Damn that was a super juicy chicken burger, I'm sorry now I only made 1

all that fire for 1 burger ....

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

all that fire for 1 burger ....

small fire, I get over 10 braais from 1 x 5kg bag of charcoal. I must count, it might even be 15 braais

 

[I.am.Sam]

small fire, I get over 10 braais from 1 x 5kg bag of charcoal. I must count, it might even be 15 braais

R3 a braai

not bad

 

[HunterNW]

all that fire for 1 burger ....

Us white okes likes to braai...... I sometimes burn a bag of wood just to look at the flames.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Us white okes likes to braai...... I sometimes burn a bag of wood just to look at the flames.

no no we all love to braai

but papa is braaing so everyone can call him a whitey who loves to braai

 

[I.am.Sam]

next he will throw eggs directly on the fire

sprinkle some water and call it boiled eggs

 

[Kung Fu Porkchop]

Us white okes likes to braai...... I sometimes burn a bag of wood just to look at the flames.

We love to watch the world burn

 

[SeRpEnT]

next he will throw eggs directly on the fire

sprinkle some water and call it boiled eggs

You say it like it's meant to be a joke?
Boet, as ons eiers braai innie kole speel ons nie speletjies nie hoor!!

 

[Steamy Tom]

Us white okes likes to braai...... I sometimes burn a bag of wood just to look at the flames.

you spelt afrikaans wrong

 

[dualmeister]

Us white okes likes to braai...... I sometimes burn a bag of wood just to look at the flames.

On braai day I used a bag of Kameeldoring just to watch the flames
/must buy cheaper wood for this

 

[Frankie23]

On braai day I used a bag of Kameeldoring just to watch the flames
/must buy cheaper wood for this

Same.

In my case its rooikrans

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Alrighty then, lunch was beer and burger and I had a lekker nap.
Whats for dinner gents?
Im thinking another pizza coz last nights one came out very good

 

[SeRpEnT]

Wish I cud braai but we have builders over doing extension (ensuite) and would be really kuk braaing with a bunch of builders checking the braai out, lol. * And the indoor braairoom is unreachable due to a shitload of outdoor furniture packed temporarily in the braairoom.

Sal maar die naweek weer braai. You lot must enjoy it on my behalf.

* Hmmm... But when they finish up I might do a lekker boerie braai for them.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Wish I cud braai but we have builders over doing extension (ensuite) and would be really kuk braaing with a bunch of builders checking the braai out, lol. * And the indoor braairoom is unreachable due to a shitload of outdoor furniture packed temporarily in the braairoom.

Sal maar die naweek weer braai. You lot must enjoy it on my behalf.

* Hmmm... But when they finish up I might do a lekker boerie braai for them.

wait for them to leave

its after 5

 

[RanzB]

* Hmmm... But when they finish up I might do a lekker boerie braai for them.

Don't tell them before you hand out the boerie rolls. Imagine how kak they'll feel while you're braaing but how lekker they'll feel after.