Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - You Got To Eat Your Pudding!

[RanzB]

Burgers on the menu tonight.
Moer koud in the bay, so red wine time it are.

Cheers guys.

Jirre fok mbay, for that price why not just buy some fresh avo?

 

[HunterNW]

Chucky.... Beef burgers

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

I was drunk in Makro yesterday and see I bought an Eisbein. Worst is I left it on the kitchen countertop (I probably got pissed off at not knowing how to prepare it) so will have to make it today else it might go off.

What can I do with this thing?

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Eish, I now hear from the wife that she drove me there and sat in the car since I was looking for memory cards for something I was busy with.

I spent R200 on the memory cards and R4 500 on various meats. I thought she was joking until I went to check the chest freezer in the garage

Holy schit!

 

[HunterNW]

I was drunk in Makro yesterday and see I bought an Eisbein. Worst is I left it on the kitchen countertop (I probably got pissed off at not knowing how to prepare it) so will have to make it today else it might go off.

What can I do with this thing?

Cook it.

 

[RanzB]

I was drunk in Makro yesterday and see I bought an Eisbein. Worst is I left it on the kitchen countertop (I probably got pissed off at not knowing how to prepare it) so will have to make it today else it might go off.

What can I do with this thing?

For how long|? Might have to chuck it.

 

[mbayshark]

Jirre fok mbay, for that price why not just buy some fresh avo?

Dude, you don't understand..... I don't live in Natal where you can buy ready to eat Avos for R1 each on every corner.

Down here you have to plan a week ahead to ripen your moerse expensive avo.

I needed Avo on my burger last night so it was the only option. Was bloody delicious as well.

 

[RanzB]

Dude, you don't understand..... I don't live in Natal where you can buy ready to eat Avos for R1 each on every corner.

Down here you have to plan a week ahead to ripen your moerse expensive avo.

I needed Avo on my burger last night so it was the only option. Was bloody delicious as well.

I get you, but the Woolies has packs of avos that are ready to eat for a bit cheaper don't they?

 

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

Dude, you don't understand..... I don't live in Natal where you can buy ready to eat Avos for R1 each on every corner.

Down here you have to plan a week ahead to ripen your moerse expensive avo.

I needed Avo on my burger last night so it was the only option. Was bloody delicious as well.

You must try that Avo + feta burgers ...
No Onion | No Tomatoe | No Cheese

Nom-Nom ❤️

 

[Frankie23]

Please report for duty @FrankyF
Or has the southeaster blown you from Gordons Bay to Simons Town?

Sorry boss was blown to **** here last night so didn't do any braai

Almost had to go fetch my wheelie bin in Simons Town.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Friday Ribs Tonight
Had a late lunch of half a packet of biltong so not hungry now but will start fire later on

 

[Frankie23]

Friday night braai

Checking in @Papa Smurf

Cheers guys

CPT guys stay safe and warm

 

[dualmeister]

Only flames here tonight will be at the Spur

 

[abudabi]

Only flames here tonight will be at the Spur

Was on Monday for the burger special (daughter loves them) and the laities bday meal/voucher. Had a steak on special which wasn't too bad... Only way I'll order it is blue on a hot plate otherwise they *@#" it up six-love.

Enjoy!

 

[Mortymoose]

Stuck at feckin work,

I was excited for tomorrow, coz then I can cremate, or so I thought......

"What Do You Mean?", I exploded in rage, "Who the feck takes their doggo to the Vet on a Saturday Afternoon!", I added......

She gave me that look that most married men know well......

In the back of your mind, you could read her thoughts telepathically , "Don't Feck With Me Boy! Don't even think about it!"

The Vet drives down from Windhoek once every three months to coin it from us locals, spends a few days selling snake Lotion and Hills Dogfood to us naive' country folk then goes away...

AND

For some wayward reason, the wonderful woman I be currently married to, decides to send me to the vet on a fekkin Saturday Afternoon....

Stoopid Dog needs to get a license so he can drive himself there.....!

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

^ It's comments like this that reminds me why I am happy to still be single

 

[SeRpEnT]

Builder's left early. Starting a quick boerie 'n mielie braaitjie.

Some Monster 'n Brandy special to keep me awake after going to bed at 3am this morning after jolling some Xbox...

 

[Frankie23]

KWV and Monster?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

KWV and Monster?

Now thats a serious karate juice. Don't **** with him after a few of those

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Careful of the roadblocks tonight boys