Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods!

[faniebraai]

vents opened to max?

i would, yes.

 

[Mortymoose]

I do four pizza's in a row, the heat is limited.... so the vents are open half for the 1st and 2nd , by the time I get to No.4 , Vents are 90% closed..... and it takes longer to bake!

 

[faniebraai]

I do four pizza's in a row, the heat is limited.... so the vents are open half for the 1st and 2nd , by the time I get to No.4 , Vents are 90% closed..... and it takes longer to bake!

how long does each one take you?
And why not add more kole?

 

[akescpt]

I do four pizza's in a row, the heat is limited.... so the vents are open half for the 1st and 2nd , by the time I get to No.4 , Vents are 90% closed..... and it takes longer to bake!

But if you restricting the airflow it means the coals aren't giving off the same heat? You ate decreasing the heat. When I'm done cooking something I close all vents. Next time there will still be coals. They need air to maintain heat. I'll go max open and what happens.

How do you get the pizza onto the stone when it's still soft at the beginning? Just aided by flower?

 

[Mortymoose]

how long does each one take you?
And why not add more kole?

Why do you ask me such questions? You know I am usually gesuiped when I burn shrt!

The trick is .... the minute those coals turn white..... you bang on the 1st one..... Takes less than 10 minutes..... then you do the switch, in one flow..... whilst holding the dome parallel to the horizon to keep the heat trapped in it.... the entire switch takes less than 20 seconds...... 2nd pizza, she takes about 12 minutes.......and the last one.... around 17 minutes....

Why not use more Kole? I ask you? A Scotsman burning money ....Naw! I will drag the last inch of eat outta every single coal.....

I mentioned this before.... when you finished using your weber with the main meal, and the coals are almost gone..... chuck some skilpaadtjies on and close.....leave them for half an hour..... gebakte .....Skilpaadtjies..... fekkin ' awesome....

 

[spiderz]

1st pizza is about 1 beer, 2nd one about 2 beers

 

[faniebraai]

Why do you ask me such questions? You know I am usually gesuiped when I burn shrt!

The trick is .... the minute those coals turn white..... you bang on the 1st one..... Takes less than 10 minutes..... then you do the switch, in one flow..... whilst holding the dome parallel to the horizon to keep the heat trapped in it.... the entire switch takes less than 20 seconds...... 2nd pizza, she takes about 12 minutes.......and the last one.... around 17 minutes....

Why not use more Kole? I ask you? A Scotsman burning money ....Naw! I will drag the last inch of eat outta every single coal.....

I mentioned this before.... when you finished using your weber with the main meal, and the coals are almost gone..... chuck some skilpaadtjies on and close.....leave them for half an hour..... gebakte .....Skilpaadtjies..... fekkin ' awesome....

i don't trust the science in this answer

 

[faniebraai]

But if you restricting the airflow it means the coals aren't giving off the same heat? You ate decreasing the heat. When I'm done cooking something I close all vents. Next time there will still be coals. They need air to maintain heat. I'll go max open and what happens.

How do you get the pizza onto the stone when it's still soft at the beginning? Just aided by flower?

ed zachery - it takes longer because moose is slowly killing his coals!

 

[Mortymoose]

ed zachery - it takes longer because moose is slowly killing his coals!

Coals deserve to die..... why those little fire starters.......


Anyhow..... turns out that I am off to the Big City run by the blue party with the flat mountain in the morn..... The English HO on about some Spar meeting or other....

Nevertheless , I saw a photo of the place I am staying at...... and there be one of those fancy gas braai thingy's ..... I pity the sucker who left out there on the balcony, seeing as I have yet to use one of those devices......

Argus Headline..... /Tourist Type ignites block of flats!

 

[dualmeister]

 

[faniebraai]

Coals deserve to die..... why those little fire starters.......


Anyhow..... turns out that I am off to the Big City run by the blue party with the flat mountain in the morn..... The English HO on about some Spar meeting or other....

Nevertheless , I saw a photo of the place I am staying at...... and there be one of those fancy gas braai thingy's ..... I pity the sucker who left out there on the balcony, seeing as I have yet to use one of those devices......

Argus Headline..... /Tourist Type ignites block of flats!

Those big gas braaiers sucks balls, but yeh, I don't have any experience with them so maybe I shouldn't judge.... or maybe I will - bugger them!!! :twisted:

I saw a gadget recently for those that live in flats but want to braai, it hooks over the railing on the balcony <-- profit!!

 

[ponder]

Those big gas braaiers sucks balls, but yeh, I don't have any experience with them so maybe I shouldn't judge.... or maybe I will - bugger them!!! :twisted:

Braaied on one of them fancy gas jobbies before, it's not the same and the meat does not taste anywhere close to a normal braai.

Beware, those modern megafters that run on the breath of satan are for heathens & infidels I tell you!

 

[faniebraai]

Braaied on one of them fancy gas jobbies before, it's not the same and the meat does not taste anywhere close to a normal braai.

Beware, those modern megafters that run on the breath of satan are for heathens & infidels I tell you!

Which gas I really do like, are those cast iron 3 burner gas braais.... just for steak though, and they make some lekker bacon and eggs

 

[ToxicBunny]

Which gas I really do like, are those cast iron 3 burner gas braais.... just for steak though, and they make some lekker bacon and eggs

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That is all they are good for....

They cannot replace a real braai, ever.

 

[faniebraai]

That is all they are good for....

They cannot replace a real braai, ever.

of course not. but great when you go to the rugby and aren't allowed a coal fire.... much much much better than those cadac skottelskaar kak

 

[Mortymoose]

I think we need to invent a "Braai Odour" spray, for all the poor folk who own gas braai;s and want the full effect!

 

[faniebraai]

I think we need to invent a "Braai Odour" spray, for all the poor folk who own gas braai;s and want the full effect!

And what about the "standing around the fire" effect??

I thought about recording them flames, renting a channel on DSTV, and putting it into a loop.... you'll get some folks crowding around the screen, talking kark about the bulls

 

[Mortymoose]

And what about the "standing around the fire" effect??

Chuck in a free smoke bomb!

 

[faniebraai]

Chuck in a free smoke bomb!

authenticity.... i approve.

 

[GreGorGy]

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