Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods!

[GreGorGy]

I'm at work till at least 4. System switch over or some shît like that.

On the plus side, sugar tits phoned and asked what she should get so we can braai later. That's good training. I hope she never reads this...

 

[Mortymoose]

On the plus side, sugar tits phoned and asked what she should get so we can braai later. T

/Moose laments, he never got to meet the Sugar Tits whilst in the Land Of GregFanie! :crylaugh:

 

[GreGorGy]

/Moose laments, he never got to meet the Sugar Tits whilst in the Land Of GregFanie! :crylaugh:

She is a strange one that - only ockie and 1 or 2 others have actually met her. Poor woman - having to tolerate my behaviour...

Damn, I'm still stuck here - these guys better put foot!

 

[Mortymoose]

She is a strange one that - only ockie and 1 or 2 others have actually met her. Poor woman - having to tolerate my behaviour...

Damn, I'm still stuck here - these guys better put foot!

Ha! Did you have to deflate her or what?

 

[S1lv3r H4wK]

Wood Check!

Two 1kg pepper crusted rumps check!

More to follow..

 

[akescpt]

I'm at work till at least 4. System switch over or some shît like that.

On the plus side, sugar tits phoned and asked what she should get so we can braai later. That's good training. I hope she never reads this...

Sugartitsi can't...

 

[Mortymoose]

4 Steak Braai......not sure which to spice and what to marinade...

 

[akescpt]

4 Steak Braai......not sure which to spice and what to marinade...

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Just salt and pepper...

 

[S1lv3r H4wK]

4 Steak Braai......not sure which to spice and what to marinade...

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The serloin looks lekker aged?

 

[Mortymoose]

Just salt and pepper...

In most cases yes, but I am of the opinion, that different cuts of steak might require different types of "seasoning"

It matters not anyhow, heard my neighbour come home on his motorbike, waiting for the smoke, so might just take two steaks and wings next door, This Moose likes to gatecrash and due to my size, nobody kicks me out......

 

[biometrics]

This thing isn't going to last much longer ...

 

[Mortymoose]

The serloin looks lekker aged?

Boet! Well spotted, The Sirloin and Tender are from free range Namibian beasts, whereas, the T-Bone and Rump are from the Republic's mass produced tender and tasty beef beasts......

When I chose the cuts.... this was of concern......

 

[Mortymoose]

/As Gun's N' Roses sing KNock Knock on Heavens Door......

The Moose takes a sluk for the team..... and another, Hell one more for everyone and for those recently departed....

Cheers Rudi, Thanks for smiles, songs and advice......

 

[biometrics]

Blerrie warm

 

[Mortymoose]

Blerrie warm

I dunno boet, but those bendy legs remind me of Bender from Futurama......

 

[biometrics]

I dunno boet, but those bendy legs remind me of Bender from Futurama......

So tempted to try get the 67 cm for R4k.

 

[Mortymoose]

So tempted to try get the 67 cm for R4k.

Well Summer, She be around the corner, let the seasons guide you apon your decision.....

 

[Mortymoose]

....Notice for the last three hours ..... No sign of BrAaIMeIsTeR Fanie, the man who started suiping at breakfast a good few hours ago.,....On this holiest of Braai days...... Nay! The most important of braai days....Oom Fanie from Benoni, decided to start suiping before the Plane went over....... and now.....Oh! Pray tell, where be Oom Fanie.........?

Fanie....dronkie, you jumped the gun, Us okes are about five hours behind you..... :wtf:

 

[akescpt]

Tieping...

 

[S1lv3r H4wK]

So tempted to try get the 67 cm for R4k.

Looked at it too after you sent the link, looks like a blerrie good deal!

I poured my first brandy.. so we begin!