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faniebraai
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No words! But fekked up dronk!
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You can not escape the matrix
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Did you see the recipe for grilled frog? :wtf:
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So the Butchery manager went to Angola on a fishing trip recently....
Brought me a few cans of Angolan/Portuguese Beer....... (for what it's worth, the fishing in Angola now Sucks!, plenty of foreign fishing factories on the Angolan water raping the resource)
So I am keen to open them later today, but got the memo from HO office this fine morning informing me that we have an afspraak at the School Hall smack bang in the middle of this afternoon's rugger to watch a concert in which LastBornMoose plays the part of a 7 year old Medical doctor (Doogie step aside bhoyo!)
So, I might hold off until early evening before igniting..... got me a a couple of packets of Woody's Bacon and Cheese wors...
You braaimeisters out there...... enjoy yer coals, for the burining season is now officially open....
/Moose chills the early morn listening to Billy and Mrs.Jones.... ( 5 Moose points up for grabs here)
Brought me a few cans of Angolan/Portuguese Beer....... (for what it's worth, the fishing in Angola now Sucks!, plenty of foreign fishing factories on the Angolan water raping the resource)
So I am keen to open them later today, but got the memo from HO office this fine morning informing me that we have an afspraak at the School Hall smack bang in the middle of this afternoon's rugger to watch a concert in which LastBornMoose plays the part of a 7 year old Medical doctor (Doogie step aside bhoyo!)
So, I might hold off until early evening before igniting..... got me a a couple of packets of Woody's Bacon and Cheese wors...
You braaimeisters out there...... enjoy yer coals, for the burining season is now officially open....
/Moose chills the early morn listening to Billy and Mrs.Jones.... ( 5 Moose points up for grabs here)
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So today.... today.... today I won't be braaing on a Saturday in like.... forever!
But I'll be pissing it up with some good mates from this place! So no loss!
But I'll be pissing it up with some good mates from this place! So no loss!
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So today.... today.... today I won't be braaing on a Saturday in like.... forever!
But I'll be pissing it up with some good mates from this place! So no loss!
Go In Strength Brother, For I shall be raising my glass in solidarity!
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Don't know so much about strength, James' Son was being a bit of a dick last night, and I'm feeling it right now...
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Don't forget der bratwurst!
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That braai looks new... Watt kine?
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Only the grid looks new and it seems to be from an oven.
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Hey!Hey!Hey! It's a Sunday, The Sabbath, The Day of Rest and I be at work......Again!!!!
The skies outside, a bright clear blue , unpolluted with a frisk southerly breeze rushing in off the Great Southern Atlantic, a mere 3 kilometers away....
I was in high spirits, until I had a fallout with the Butchery staff, arguing with me about the lack of prime boerewors on the shelves, customers baying for blood at the butchery door..... I let rip, made them unpack wors from a 200 braaipack order for tomorrow and fill the shelf, they can redo the braaipacks tomorrow morning freeing up 400 pieces of wors for the shelf right now..... For some reason or other, they could not grasp the concept as to why we had to service the customers right now.... the braaipack order only being for 14H00 tomorrow....
I feel my blood pressure rising...... I feel the calling that I will be needing a few Son's of Jame's at my afternoon burning ritual.... for which I have already sent forth a white dove informing the English HO of this event...
Talking of the English HO, for some odd reason or other, she was quite tense with me in Mike's Kitchen this morning..... I was trying to figure out why, when halfway through the frying session, I realised that on a sibconcious level, her being English I should not be preparing a Scottish Breakfast of Tattie Scones, Black puddin' and Haggis Slices....
Wimmin' ach Crivvens!
The skies outside, a bright clear blue , unpolluted with a frisk southerly breeze rushing in off the Great Southern Atlantic, a mere 3 kilometers away....
I was in high spirits, until I had a fallout with the Butchery staff, arguing with me about the lack of prime boerewors on the shelves, customers baying for blood at the butchery door..... I let rip, made them unpack wors from a 200 braaipack order for tomorrow and fill the shelf, they can redo the braaipacks tomorrow morning freeing up 400 pieces of wors for the shelf right now..... For some reason or other, they could not grasp the concept as to why we had to service the customers right now.... the braaipack order only being for 14H00 tomorrow....
I feel my blood pressure rising...... I feel the calling that I will be needing a few Son's of Jame's at my afternoon burning ritual.... for which I have already sent forth a white dove informing the English HO of this event...
Talking of the English HO, for some odd reason or other, she was quite tense with me in Mike's Kitchen this morning..... I was trying to figure out why, when halfway through the frying session, I realised that on a sibconcious level, her being English I should not be preparing a Scottish Breakfast of Tattie Scones, Black puddin' and Haggis Slices....
Wimmin' ach Crivvens!
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