Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods!

[biometrics]

He's back from deepest darkest Africa.....

Ebola free we hope

 

[Spizz]

Two months without a braai (Weber yes but not the same) ... Soon I will have one again.

Hey Spizz, my OTP was accepted, moving that way next month!

New house has an indoor AND outdoor braai

Nice one. I talked the place up so much I hope you enjoy it

Need to do some beers, let me know when you are up this way again.

 

[Spizz]

There be nice marble in that there beast! Do you know from whence it use to graze? I know that Woolies sometimes source their meat from Nam!

Not sure bud. I chucked the packet away 2 days ago

 

[biometrics]

Nice one. I talked the place up so much I hope you enjoy it

Need to do some beers, let me know when you are up this way again.

I'm sure it will be fine. Lived in Melkbos for 9 years until recently. Hermanus has so much more to offer. Beers for sure.

 

[Mortymoose]

So HO in a good place, we are all gratefull , as stated earlier.... She shall be preparing nutrients for our offspring...... Tonight...



I added the beer to the pic just to save the image...

NOW, here is what I plan to cremate later, later , later tonight, once the clan are asleep in their beds (no Spizz, not the Campbells and the McDonalds all over again) , I shall draw the braai tongs, ignite the fire in the darkness of a cold Namibian night, stars crushing down apon me in the smothering darkness, I too shall offer up burnt offerings to the Head Office Gods!

 

[Spizz]

Mrs Spizz bought some KWV 3 year old for some cake or other she was baking.

Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I sensed a perfect opportunity to teach number one son about his 50% Afrikaans blood



Bob says hello too...

 

[biometrics]

Mrs Spizz bought some KWV 3 year old for some cake or other she was baking.

Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I sensed a perfect opportunity to teach number one son about his 50% Afrikaans blood

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Bob says hello too...

Got an ash catcher Weber I see. Fancy pants.

 

[Mortymoose]

Mrs Spizz bought some KWV 3 year old for some cake or other she was baking.

Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I sensed a perfect opportunity to teach number one son about his 50% Afrikaans blood

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Bob says hello too...

Me thinks your No.1 Son needs a hair cut and he seem's a wee bit grey aroond the mooth!

 

[Spizz]

Got an ash catcher Weber I see. Fancy pants.

I hated holding a poly bag under the thing. Fscking ash everywhere.

So when my last one died after 8 years of loyal service, Tafelberg were kind enough to have a sale on. Destiny I'd say

 

[Spizz]

Me thinks your No.1 Son needs a hair cut and he seem's a wee bit grey aroond the mooth!

Wee fat Bob. He's knocking on a bit but he can still sniff out a branners and coke from 50m.

He's from Ashton.

 

[biometrics]

I hated holding a poly bag under the thing. Fscking ash everywhere.

So when my last one died after 8 years of loyal service, Tafelberg were kind enough to have a sale on. Destiny I'd say

Next time me too. Went to AfricaBurn and one of the team had it, very nice. I have the same POS as Morty, a Weber Compact *spits*

 

[Spizz]

Next time me too. Went to AfricaBurn and one of the team had it, very nice. I have the same POS as Morty, a Weber Compact *spits*

It's so worth the extra dosh especially when you're a lazy bum like me. You don't even have to empty it every time

Came out to braai, shoogled the handle about to clear the bottom and not even a quarter full. More time for [-] drinking[/-] relaxing.

 

[Mortymoose]

Wee fat Bob. He's knocking on a bit but he can still sniff out a branners and coke from 50m.

He's from Ashton.

Er.... Uhm! Don't you mean Fat Boab?



Meet Shadow the Ferocious from...... The Cape Flats (seriously) ... I have way too much time on my hands to edit photo's///

 

[Spizz]

Er.... Uhm! Don't you mean Fat Boab?

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Meet Shadow the Ferocious from...... The Cape Flats (seriously) ... I have way too much time on my hands to edit photo's///

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Well he's actually originally named after Bob from Blackaddder, but he has become wee fat Bob with of course the original Fat Boab in mind

 

[Ockie]

Here's tonight's rump. 35 days aged from Woolies...

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NICE!!!

I do think I need to marinade it though.

 

[Mortymoose]

I see that we cannot post attachments on MyBB , which is understandable.... I just wanted to share something...

I come from a musical family, although, I myself do not play anything save for the scales on a bagpipe chanter.... When my mum passed almost two decades ago, the only item I asked for , was her piano..... she was also a prolific Accordion player, (I have since bought her accordion from siblings also) , needless to say FirstbornMoose and SecondBornmoose took to it like Mortymoose to a braaifire..... this afternoon, I had to stop what I was doing, with a tear in my eye, I stood in silence listening to what she played.... man! I am sooooooo proud of this gal......

if you want to hear piano...... on a 2nd rate instrument with a first rate duaghter..... here is a 2 minute clip.....

LINK: http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6327.0;attach=29910

 

[WHG]

Very Nice, WOW.

 

[Spizz]

I see that we cannot post attachments on MyBB , which is understandable.... I just wanted to share something...

I come from a musical family, although, I myself do not play anything save for the scales on a bagpipe chanter.... When my mum passed almost two decades ago, the only item I asked for , was her piano..... she was also a prolific Accordion player, (I have since bought her accordion from siblings also) , needless to say FirstbornMoose and SecondBornmoose took to it like Mortymoose to a braaifire..... this afternoon, I had to stop what I was doing, with a tear in my eye, I stood in silence listening to what she played.... man! I am sooooooo proud of this gal......

if you want to hear piano...... on a 2nd rate instrument with a first rate duaghter..... here is a 2 minute clip.....

LINK: http://www.oranjemundonline.com/Forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6327.0;attach=29910

Beautiful dude. Be very proud.

 

[faniebraai]

NICE!!!

I do think I need to marinade it though.

is jy vokken mal!!!! you marinade meat when it has aged so much it turns green, and fillet.

not rump, that's sacrilege!

 

[Mortymoose]

is jy vokken mal!!!! you marinade meat when it has aged so much it turns green, and fillet.

not rump, that's sacrilege!

This is a good point raised by fanie.dry , a lot of folk marinade/spice their choice cut of meat way way toooooo much, in essence you kill the flavour of the meat and might as well have gone and bought a straw for the bottle of marinade and save a small fortune at the same time!