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Question of the day ~ How often do you braai?
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Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods!
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Brother Satan, pray tell, what doth thee consider to be Cheap whisky?, pray tell?
As we all know, I fecked up my braai yesterday, the Weber, well she ain't melted and looks strong as a Weber can, but we shall not be abusing her curved sides today.....
I shall be re attempting to braai today, including yesterdays, game steak, chucked one pky back in the electrical freezer machine..... Still gonna try the Kaiings, HO took my little potjie away from me, something about ruining all our pots &pans with my antics.... , Oh! ye of little faith... And bought me this tin thing to sacrifice to the lumber fire gods.....
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If you read the story correctly, I was gifted the steed water of life.... Vile stuff of the highest order.... I be a Jameson's fella these days....
For what it's worth, the White Steed whisky is very popular amongst the previously disadvantaged community up here...
Quick Question: who of you have braai shorts and braai shirt?
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... That sweeps Glencoe...
As Hearts take the lead in the first Edinburgh derby of the season...
Thats only because The Rangers were demoted .... A few leagues down......
It was interesting to watch the Commonwealth games and too see the boks win at Ibrox, i was really chuffed to point out to the fruit of my loins, that way back in 1982, I actually walked on that there turf........
I slipped up, for the last three years, I have been meaning to visit my Uncle in Glasgow, the commonwealth games would have been the perfect opportunity.
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... That sweeps Glencoe...
As Hearts take the lead in the first Edinburgh derby of the season...
And murdered the house of MacDonald....
I may speak with a South African accent, I might have been born in the Cape Colony, but boy, am I my fathers son.....
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Hearts and Hibs were relegated last season and all three are in the same division now.
The first game of the new season was last week and Hearts beat Rangers 2-1 at IBROX....
2-0 to Hearts now and it's party time in the nice half of Edinburgh
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Nope, they are in the first division with my boys.
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they are indeed, only next year back in the Premier.... I will however admit, thAt I do not follow Scottish Footie anymore.... But if ever the. hoops or the Gers are playing anyone else, I shall watch....
I do not conform to the norm, Much to the disgust of my partner over at Spar, not HO, (she is also. Partner),I refuse to conform with the rules, and wear shorts and t-shirts with sandals to work..... It drives him fekking crazy, he is always dressed in Spar long pants, the official shirt etc..... Not me....never have, never will, in fact next week I am off to a Spar Tradeshow at the CTicc....! The ROM for Namibia phoned me on wednesday, "Morty, bru, listen here, please, please, please! When you attend the tradeshow, please don't wear shorts, it will look bad for Namibia....."
Yawn! I shall think about it.... Anyhow, I digress..... One day , I went to work, had the wrong shorts on, wearing me braai shorts, My partners cracked, the shorts are covered in fat stains, grease, blitz and the odd splatter of Jamesons....,
/ Moose finishes Heiniekn number six, as Chris Isaacs sings..... blue Moon.... Howwwwwwl!
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BBC website?
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I blame Skysport for not making me listen properly!
Do not believe everything Sky tells you, they are British when a Scot wins and English when an Englishman wins...
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Just lit a normal braai fire... For those of you that were so concerned about building a bonfire in a Weber, well the collateral damage be one warped base grid...
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I blame Skysport for not making me listen properly!
pensioners problems
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So the afternoon, just headed south rapidly, the diamond diver from next door, well..he rocked up, we consumed,seem's the swells are bad this week, and he might go a touring, either. botswana, Jhb, or home to Hermanus, no matter what he reckons we shall meet up at Berties.. In gBay..... I shiver, coz if he and his mates rock up here,I fear that I shall not be making the return journey to SWA...
On with the day thought, HO, JUST made soe pastry dish, that I have been told to chuck n the fire........ Who ever said that this ain't a cooking thread?
On with the day thought, HO, JUST made soe pastry dish, that I have been told to chuck n the fire........ Who ever said that this ain't a cooking thread?
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