Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods!

[Mortymoose]

I wanted it out at 160F after an hour.

Ha!ha!you ****ed upM Spizz, my mate, I say this with a laugh apon my face, for many a year, I always believed it was just me.....

/as madness sing .... Our house,, slanche ' pal

 

[Venomous]

F or degreesC?

 

[Spizz]

Ha!ha!you ****ed upM Spizz, my mate, I say this with a laugh apon my face, for many a year, I always believed it was just me.....

/as madness sing .... Our house,, slanche ' pal

Haha, fark you Jimmy. It's gorgeousness. Kept it in till 150F and let it sit for a few minutes.

B E A utiful

 

[Mortymoose]

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I raise my glass, in this foreign land, in admiration, to the immense cooking skills of mae fellow Scot, Spizz! Well done pal!

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[Spizz]

I raise my glass, in this foreign land, in admiration, to the immense cooking skills of mae fellow Scot, Spizz! Well done pal!

Burp. Thanks mate, it was fscking awesome.

Ice cream time

 

[Willy Strong]

How do I get to Dale's from Kuils River Cape Town?

 

[MickeyD]

How do I get to Dale's from Kuils River Cape Town?

Take the N2 (East) and after 690km turn left onto Cape Road.
Then hang a right onto William Moffatt Expressway until you hit Buffelsfontein Road.
Turn right and about 1,5km to your left is Dale's.

 

[Willy Strong]

Thanks MickeyD, that guy drinking that Miller Pizz should join me on this road trip.

 

[maumau]

That looks good Spizz. Is that a potatoe on the side of your plate? Yum yum

 

[akescpt]

I just had to....

Before...



The braaing...



The eating...



Lots of leftovers as well. Nice marinade is going to be lovely tomorrow. Cheers! Now to finish the bottle, shower and bed.

 

[Mortymoose]

I just had to....

Before...

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Sorryn

The braaing...

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The eating...

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Lots of leftovers as well. Nice marinade is going to be lovely tomorrow. Cheers! Now to finish the bottle, shower and bed.

Wow! This looks impressive, I type in awe!

 

[Mortymoose]

Shirt, hier kom ***.... Tis late, I ate a bag of crisps,wenT to bed, the entire household is in slumber, darkness smothering me, the wind still drifting in fom the eastern desert, a dog howls in the darkness, as I type on the ipad, HO , sleeps next to me, so,e Irish gal , by the name sinnaed, wails aboot nobody comparing to you, I suddenly realize beyond a doubt, that my saturay has not ended....
..... I fact, we all know, that it is only about to begin.... In the darkness of the bedroom, as the curtain belows in with the warm wind, I swing my legs over and onto the floor..... A voice deep within my conscience warning me..... Hier km *** .....

You cannae keep a guid man doon!

 

[Necuno]

** detects lack of vegetables **

 

[Mortymoose]

Right you lot, this is. How we roll from whence I come...

Went to bed this fine and warm Saturday evening, aroond 11hoo Za time, I realized that this here Moose ain't gonna conquer slumberland, taking his weary bod to the estate, all the lights oot, he lit a fire, donned the wireless headphones(those of you who have tuned into this thread from the morn, will recall how I had planned this moment) , in total desert darkness, the wood crackles, the heat flowing off the midnight desert as Bob Dylan numbs my humble head with the the words about the answer blowing in the wind...

This here Moose, in his element, because in life, this humble life of ours, you do not beat the darkness of the night being pierced by a flaming piece of wood...

 

[Mortymoose]

** detects lack of vegetables **

My guardian vehematite, I thought you had fecked off, resigning all us bovine consumers to our mortal fate?

 

[Mortymoose]

I forgot the snap...

 

[Necuno]

My guardian vehematite, I thought you had fecked off, resigning all us bovine consumers to our mortal fate?

Returned from a braai and thought about this thread

 

[Mortymoose]

Returned from a braai and thought about this thread

Gee! A forumite after HO's ambitions,
What did u okes braai then?

Let's divide this day into two segments, the normal segment, before Morty went to bed, 14x440ml beer

Segment two, the relapse, fekkit I cannae sleep, HO snoring part, 10h13 , Nam time, The Moose awakens, within twenty minutes, with the skill of an eskimo, he ignites a midnight fire, manages to crack two x 440ml beers down as the warm east wind breezes through his remote desolate township.....the wood crackling, no eskom lights ignited, he feels closet to his maker than on a normal night, his bluetooth earphones streaming simon&garthfunkel, The Boxer........ He takes a stiff sip of his ice cold ale, wishing he had a few mates sitting with him to talk the night away... Deep down , he knows he shall be calling Glasgow, within the hour...

 

[Necuno]

hehe...

Well I had salmon, chilli sausage and paptert. Didn't drink whiskey this time as I had too much wine

 

[Mortymoose]

hehe...

Well I had salmon, chilli sausage and paptert. Didn't drink whiskey this time as I had too much wine

Sorry, I shall plead ignorance, but pray tell, what be a papter?