Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods!

[Necuno]

Sorry, I shall plead ignorance, but pray tell, what be a papter?

Paptert is contains of the following:
Bacon
Pap
Cheese
Mushrooms
Cream
Peppers
White onion soup ( I think )
Diced tomato with onions
tomato sauce

 

[akescpt]

I forgot the snap...

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Aaaah there it is! Good man!

 

[Mortymoose]

On a serious note, it's difficult to describe to all you folk out there in the real world, what I am experiencing right now, yes, sure, you may live in a small coastal town, you got the stars, the silence, but ret assured, go online , find one of those NG maps that indicate the earth at night, see where you live? That white spot, well, it may appear remote to you, but where I live, that be one of those total dark patches, why am I telling you this?

As I sit here, in the rolling lawns of the Moose Mansion, tis almost the midnight hour, all my neighbours are away for the week.... Total darkness, I turned all the lights off.....dragged me Weber out from under the afdak....... I sit here, listening to Mark sing brothers in Arms, followed by Adele wailing about remembering......the fire spits in font of me, it's weakening heat trying to compete against the fading days east wind that brought thirty degree temps to our isolated town....... I stare up through the glw of the fire, the canopy of stars above my head , crashing through the night....... Almost smothering me, each single one, a message ........ The song spluttering through my bluetooth earphones changes...... as she sings to me....... Do that to me one more tine...

Friends, life can be good, make it happen...... Slanche...

 

[Mortymoose]

Paptert is contains of the following:
Bacon
Pap
Cheese
Mushrooms
Cream
Peppers
White onion soup ( I think )
Diced tomato with onions
tomato sauce

Bacon?....? :wtf: I thought you were not a man of the flesh eaters?
Mind you, you also left the forum, vowing naught to return...

 

[akescpt]

Gee! A forumite after HO's ambitions,
What did u okes braai then?

Let's divide this day into two segments, the normal segment, before Morty went to bed, 14x440ml beer

Segment two, the relapse, fekkit I cannae sleep, HO snoring part, 10h13 , Nam time, The Moose awakens, within twenty minutes, with the skill of an eskimo, he ignites a midnight fire, manages to crack two x 440ml beers down as the warm east wind breezes through his remote desolate township.....the wood crackling, no eskom lights ignited, he feels closet to his maker than on a normal night, his bluetooth earphones streaming simon&garthfunkel, The Boxer........ He takes a stiff sip of his ice cold ale, wishing he had a few mates sitting with him to talk the night away... Deep down , he knows he shall be calling Glasgow, within the hour...

You are gonna make me hunt for Bluetooth headphones!mi need to sort out my braai area so I can have late night fires! Enjoy morty!

 

[Mortymoose]

Cheers Boet!

Going strong up here North of the border.....

I just gotta keep posting fire snaps.....

 

[Mortymoose]

..... As Guns N Roses sing ..... Knocking on Heavens Door...

The stars above my head explode as the heineken dosappears down my parched throat....

 

[blahdihel]

Ahh, the Desertmoose getting deep...

I stare up through the glw of the fire, the canopy of stars above my head , crashing through the night.......

...in life, this humble life of ours, you do not beat the darkness of the night being pierced by a flaming piece of wood...

Be it the Dutch brew that brings the thinker out in you?

That last one's sig worthy, Morty.

 

[Mortymoose]

As U2 sing, with or without you, I wonder, unto where have all my forumites gone too...... I think i need to. Invite you all up here ...... To show how we do it north of the border...

 

[blahdihel]

Throw a few more logs on Morty, let the flames dance...

 

[Mortymoose]

Throw a few more logs on Morty, let the flames dance...

SSSSSH! I am on the electronic telephone to ma uncle in Glasgow..... so I cannot throw logs on the fire.....I might burn the hoose doon!

:wtf:

 

[blahdihel]

SSSSSH! I am on the electronic telephone to ma uncle in Glasgow..... so I cannot throw logs on the fire.....I might burn the hoose doon!

:wtf:

/Pictures Morty with phone in one hand, can of ale in the other and cradling a stack of logs.

Morty, how about playing the bagpipes for your uncle?

 

[blahdihel]

Double post.

Nah, Morty you didn't see double, you can crack open a few more cans yet.

 

[blahdihel]

Freezing at the moment in the Wes Transvaal. Maybe staring at this will warm me up...

 

[Mortymoose]

Freezing at the moment in the Wes Transvaal. Maybe staring at this will warm me up...

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Wow! looking good, can u emulate my current conversation with my uncle?
:wtf:

 

[blahdihel]

Wow! looking good, can u emulate my current conversation with my uncle?
:wtf:

I don't have a bottle of Whiskey to down at the moment, so no chance!

 

[Mortymoose]

I don't have a bottle of Whiskey to down at the moment, so no chance!

I thNk thee formthe nightshift vigile of this here noble thread! I salute you..... And now, well I am off to join the most wonderful HO im our bed!

Slanche'

 

[blahdihel]

Night Morty. Holding thumbs the wind doesn't interfere with any plans of burnt offerings later on today.

 

[Mortymoose]

Ouch!

 

[Lino]

Ouch!

Bubbalas Moose?