Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods!

[Mortymoose]

Bubbalas Moose?

No! HO opened the bedroom curtains, somebody left the sun on!

Think I might still be pissed, stocktake, 10x440ml finest Tafel lager,5x440ml Whk draught and 12 x heineken 330ml missing, somebody will haveto pay for this...

 

[Spizz]

Trying something a bit new to me today. Just dry rubbed up my ribs and am popping them into the oven for about 6 hours before slopping them onto the Weber this arvo after applying a sticky sauce.

Fall off the bone apparently...

 

[maumau]

'Morning Moose, you make me want to move to Namibia. These stories about sitting under the stars, listening to music. A very pretty picture indeed.

Your head must be thumping, that was some party you and Spizz had last night.

Spizz??????? You're at it again? 'Grats on an entertaining evening last night.

 

[Spizz]

'Morning Moose, you make me want to move to Namibia. These stories about sitting under the stars, listening to music. A very pretty picture indeed.

Your head must be thumping, that was some party you and Spizz had last night.

Spizz??????? You're at it again? 'Grats on an entertaining evening last night.

Thanks bud. Got posh guests coming today so best behavior.
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Only joking, the guy is an ex Recce

Quick bagel and some scrambled eggs then quite possibly a cold something to wash it down

 

[Creag]

No! HO opened the bedroom curtains, somebody left the sun on!

Think I might still be pissed, stocktake, 10x440ml finest Tafel lager,5x440ml Whk draught and 12 x heineken 330ml missing, somebody will haveto pay for this...

Frigging sun. Hast the same problem here. Swines! That looks like a fine night of reminiscences injected with awesome music to sooth the soul. One day - in my bucket list - I shall enjoy such a soul soothing session.

 

[Mortymoose]

Trying something a bit new to me today. Just dry rubbed up my ribs and am popping them into the oven for about 6 hours before slopping them onto the Weber this arvo after applying a sticky sauce.

Fall off the bone apparently...

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Spizz.... Wait... You should pre boil it for at least 90 minutes, before cooking..... Then it is guaranteed to fall off the bone..

 

[Mortymoose]

Thanks bud. Got posh guests coming today so best behavior.
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Only joking, the guy is an ex Recce

Quick bagel and some scrambled eggs then quite possibly a cold something to wash it down

Posh guest? Ha! Must be Mrs S's friends, can't see u having Posh friends!

 

[Mortymoose]

Back at Work, in this never ending cycle of retail..... sipping a cold coke, searched the entire store for a friggin Landjager, the most important foodstuff for the morning after...... nuttin!

The wind is howling once again, The Moose is pondering if he should behave himself today? He had a flashback from around 01h00 this morning, armed with a beer in the one paw, cordless phone in the other, rambling away to his Uncle in Scotland, glancing up see's HO storming down the hallway, looking like....... well looking like no man should be seeing his wife/partner at 01hoo....... seem to recall her saying/shouting something at me and slamming doors....... Sigh! This age thing...... memories..... /Moose bursts into song , singing Memories from Cats, as the workers on the shop floor stop mopping the floor to stare at their eccentric boss........ "Ooooh! tate Morty is on the piss again!

 

[Spizz]

Spizz.... Wait... You should pre boil it for at least 90 minutes, before cooking..... Then it is guaranteed to fall off the bone..

That boat has already sailed mate. They've been in the oven for over 3 hours and the house smells fantastic.

Next time I do ribs though I'll give you a shout and you can give me a few pointers.

Posh guest? Ha! Must be Mrs S's friends, can't see u having Posh friends!

Oi! I'm sofistikatted too ye ken

 

[Mortymoose]

That boat has already sailed mate. They've been in the oven for over 3 hours and the house smells fantastic.

Next time I do ribs though I'll give you a shout and you can give me a few pointers.



Oi! I'm sofistikatted too ye ken

Aye! I'm sure you are....

 

[Spizz]

Lol. You still at work?

 

[Spizz]

Let me just leave this here....

 

[MickeyD]

Now that is fecking cruel!!!

 

[Mortymoose]

Lol. You still at work?

Aye!

Let me just leave this here....

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Bastard! Just you wait, I have another 90 minutes to go...... on the other hand, I can drink at work if HO allowed me to.....

 

[Spizz]

Now that is fecking cruel!!!

You've made me feel bad now....



















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[Mortymoose]

I still have a case of WHK Draughts at home, 4 cans of Gregs beer.... I shall be honest and say that I was a bit sensitive when I was rudely awoken by HO and her Sunlight...... I came to work a weaker man, was seriously thinking that I should behave myself this afternoon, maybe clean my portypool after half the desert got dumped into it yesterday.... quietly make supper in the kitchen, no noise.....

BUT THAT WAS THIS MORNING!

I popped out into the street, 33 degrees, the wind has dropped..... already the smell of the residents lighting their fires ..... riding through the air....... this MOOSE has recovered....... gonna light the weber, pump the music, seeing as HO shall not be home till late afternoon....... Also see that the next three days the temp is gonna hit the low 30's ..... it's also my early shift week, that means I go home at 14h00........ Life suddenly seem's great! Who knows where this day might end...... Diamond diver next door should be returning from Hermanus this afternoon, he needs to come and collect his house keys from me....

 

[Spizz]

Still entertaining, just thought I'd post the afternoons fare. Butterflied leg of lamb and a couple of racks of spare ribs. The ribs were fall off the bone awesome btw Morty after the slow cook

 

[biometrics]

Fsck, that looks good!

 

[Mortymoose]

Wow! Really impressed there Spizz! A grand job indeed!

 

[Necuno]

Bacon?....? :wtf: I thought you were not a man of the flesh eaters?
Mind you, you also left the forum, vowing naught to return...

I do eat meat, but very moderately. Normally just fish and some chicken with the occasional red...