Mother discovers her long-term boyfriend is actually a woman

mercurial

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A single mother has told of her torment after discovering how her long-time lover tricked her into believing he was a man when in fact she was a woman.
Nicole Lindsay was shocked to learn the 'boyfriend' she hoped to marry was a lesbian sex offender called Samantha Brooks.
Police told her that Brooks, who she had always known as Lee, was once jailed for abusing a 14-year-old girl.



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But Nicole's family grew suspicious of the 'man' who had no facial hair or an Adam's apple.
More..

Does look a bit like a bloke.
 

b_crazy

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Eish. The only thing worse than this is if they were both men.
 
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copacetic

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But...

*edit*

Oh, right:

Nicole described her relationship with Brooks who used modified a wooden toilet roll holder in their sexual relationship.
:erm:
 

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That is one reason why sex before marriage is a good thing! :D

Edit: oops, I didn't read this part:
Nicole described her relationship with Brooks who used modified a wooden toilet roll holder in their sexual relationship.
 

Ancalagon

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But they had sex.... how could Nicole not have noticed that Lee's wood was really wood and not that other thing?
 

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.....Nicole told the People: 'I didn't believe Lee could be a woman. We had been having sex on and off for years.....
What a lousy lover Nicole must've been. Probably just laid in bed like a lazy, unadventurous lover to not have known.
 

Schitzo

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Does anyone know where I can buy a Wooden Toilet Paper Holder, please? :eek:
 

Madhawk

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All this proves was that she was a selfish lover, always receiving, but never giving. She deserves it.
 

yebocan

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WTF...

"Nicole described her relationship with Brooks who used modified a wooden toilet roll holder in their sexual relationship." WTF? seriously....this dude, I mean lass seems to be able to sell ice to Eskimos...- would make an excellent salesman,I mean salesperson....
 

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I would think that women can tell the difference between a flesh and blood penis and piece of wood :wtf:


Reminds me of that movie, "boys dont cry".
 

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LOL!

Wow... How do you not realise that there's something wrong in, oh, I dunno, ten years? I can't help but think that Nicole didn't want to accept the truth and just deceived herself throughout.

Oh well. Talk about Jerry Springer.
 
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