Movie Mini-Review Thread - Part II

[SoldierMan]

Avengers: Endgame - 9/10
Started off a bit slow, but made up for it in the end. Would've liked to have seen the Hulk vs Thanos round 2 though...

Spoiler

Sad that Robert/Tony's gone, he was great. He was also the one that started it all 10 years ago.

 

[satanboy]

Always viewed the Rocky movies as dramas

I viewed it as ****.

Rhymes with hit.

 

[cerebus]

I viewed it as ****.

Rhymes with hit.

It's not. The first Rocky is fantastic and so is the new one

 

[FiestaST]

Love how you posted the title here. So fitting. Feels kinda holy in a way

Thanks man

 

[FiestaST]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) 7.5/10

Great watch. Nice continuation of post-Endgame after effects, interesting dual nature narrative, solid humour element & a likeable cast.

 

[satanboy]

It's not. The first Rocky is fantastic and so is the new one

I hate:
boxing
Sylvester Stallone

 

[WaxLyrical]

Always viewed the Rocky movies as dramas

Correct.
Very little action and adventure.

 

[Neoprod]

Dark Phoenix (2019) gave up 20 minutes in / 10

Parasite (2019) 8.5/10
From Bong Joon-Ho (Snowpiercer, The Host, Okja), a film that lightens the social commentary with humour and absurdity.

 

[daveza]

Dark Phoenix (2019) gave up 20 minutes in / 10

I asked my daughter, she said avoid like the plague.

IMDB comments said a lot worse.

 

[LD50]

I hate:
boxing
Sylvester Stallone

Why would you hate Sly, did he fukk your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband?
Did he blow the air out of your Beemer tyres?

 

[satanboy]

Why would you hate Sly, did he fukk your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband?
Did he blow the air out of your Beemer tyres?

He can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

 

[saor]

He can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

That's why he punches his way out.

 

[LD50]

He can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

Sly knows he can't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Action hero. They don't need to be dramatic.
Maybe you just hate the fact that this "non-actor" made way more money than you.

 

[LD50]

@satanboy, Sly is bringing out RAMBO last blood and he will be filling up that bank account nicely.
But I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

 

[WaxLyrical]

He can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

And Tom Hanks can't play John Wick.

 

[saor]

Maybe you just hate the fact that this "non-actor" made way more money than you.

That's like one of those fictional reasons to hate someone that gets thrown around as a lol-accusation, but I've never actually known someone to hate an actor for that reason. Most hate comes from them just finding the actor irritating for arbitrary reasons that afflict us all.

 

[satanboy]

Fast Colour (2018)

A lackluster movie about special powers. 5/10

 

[satanboy]

Stockholm (2018)

Crazy bank heist in Stockholm. Supposed to be the origin of Stockholm Syndrome. Funny. 7/10

 

[satanboy]

@satanboy, Sly is bringing out RAMBO last blood and he will be filling up that bank account nicely.
But I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

Sly knows he can't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Action hero. They don't need to be dramatic.
Maybe you just hate the fact that this "non-actor" made way more money than you.

This is the movie thread, not the "insult a poster" thread. Why take it to a personal level?

 

[LD50]

This is the movie thread, not the "insult a poster" thread. Why take it to a personal level?

Don't be sensitive. It's just words