Movie Mini-Review Thread - Part II

[Hamster]

WTH !!!

I had to search for one of your posts to get the bloody star

 

[Neoprod]

The Accountant (2016) 7/10

Has an old-school, uncomplicated feel to it - if you liked John Wick, you'll enjoy this.

 

[Hamster]

Underworld: Blood Wars (216) - 3.5/10

It's terrible and apart from the stupidly fast pace, silly dialogue and the B look of it they do the worst thing a movie can do - It takes advantage of your intelligence.

Spoiler

For example, wtf didn't those lycans just shoot holes into the cavern from the outside instead of first barging into the building?

...maybe I just wasn't in the mood.

 

[RazedInBlack]

Why is Dunkirk in the movie review thread.
Should be in the upcoming movies thread.

It is in there somewhere. Posted a few months ago.

 

[RazedInBlack]

This thread has gone to the dogs ages ago. A dwindling ⭐️⭐️/6.7 stars from me for the soon to be released movie picture k thx bye trololololol fsck all of you...lol

Meh

 

[Deadmanza]

Underworld: Blood Wars (216) - 3.5/10

It's terrible and apart from the stupidly fast pace, silly dialogue and the B look of it they do the worst thing a movie can do - It takes advantage of your intelligence.

Spoiler

For example, wtf didn't those lycans just shoot holes into the cavern from the outside instead of first barging into the building?

...maybe I just wasn't in the mood.

Nope you are spot on. The movies felt like the directors and actors were like "Meh, I'm bored, lets shoot another underworld".

 

[Neoprod]

Underworld: Blood Wars (216) - 3.5/10

This review is too mini - does Kate get into the PVC pants again? Asking for a friend.

 

[Hamster]

This review is too mini - does Kate get into the PVC pants again? Asking for a friend.

3 for the PVC suit, 0.5 for bending over once.

 

[daveza]

3 for the PVC suit, 0.5 for bending over once.

I would give 5.0 for bending over once.

Plus 3 for doing it in a PVC suit so it should get at least a solid 8.

 

[mastermamo]

I had to search for one of your posts to get the bloody star

Lol

 

[faniebraai]

T minus 2h20m till Rogue One

 

[theratman]

Rogue One

Splutters in the first act but comes alive after and was a very different star wars movies. It's nowhere near perfect but definitely worth a watch. 8/10

 

[satanboy]

This review is too mini - does Kate get into the PVC pants again? Asking for a friend.

I am that friend.

 

[faniebraai]

Rogue One (2016) 9/10

I loved it. The story was by far superior to Force Awakens and can stand by itself no problem. The tie in to A New Hope was very well done.

 

[FiestaST]

The Accountant (2016) 7/10

Pretty good watch. Slightly longer than it needs to me & some confusing moments in the middle that get wrapped up in the end. Based on the early high reviews was expecting something a notch better but still a good watch nevertheless.

 

[faniebraai]

 

[pinball wizard]

Snowden. 2/10. And that's being generous.
Completely inaccurate and made up. What a waste of time. Someone needs to jfk oliver stone already.

 

[theratman]

Train to Busan, man oh man I enjoyed that. Wish Hollywood would take some notes. Excellent zombie drama. 8.5/10

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Inferno 7/10

More of the same from the Langdon series. Everyone is so dumb except him. I had a splinter in my foot when I watched it, so was more occupied with that...but didn't miss much as it's become brainless

 

[waynegohl]

David Brent: Life On The Road. 10/10

I am biased as I love Rickey Gervais and his own style of comedy.