Mr D Food fires driver caught masturbating outside customer's home

MirageF1

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That free delivery offer for my Spur Burger, onion rings and chips is looking far less attractive all of a sudden :rolleyes::oops::ROFL:
 

WaxLyrical

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I went shopping a few weeks ago. I got out of my car and after walking a few paces I realised that my pants was unzipped. When I tried to zip up the damn thing got stuck. It took me a few tries before I was able to zip up. A mother and child were walking ahead of me when I stopped to button up my fly. In hindsight it would have looked extremely dodgy if someone had recorded me at the wrong moment. So I get it when you say that an some situations no matter how innocent can be made to look worse than they are when recorded at just the right moment.
Where were your eyes?
 
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