*massages Zewp's ears* wooooosa

i know how it grinds you tho, i've just gotten used to it
I know I shouldn't let it work me up as much as it does, but it just grinds my tits so bad. I spend most of my time in the Stellenbosch student community where practically everyone is liberal and tolerant. Then every once in a while I'm yanked out of my bubble when I encounter some bigoted person from the 'real world' and remember that the rest of the world isn't as liberal.
It's like when I meet someone who is racist. I just want to grab them by the shoulders and shake them around while asking "what the hell is wrong with you?" Really, there are so many things wrong in the world today that homosexuality shouldn't even be a blip on anyone's radar. Having an issue with homosexuality is possible the whitest of all white people problems.
To homophobes, all I can say is check your privilege. If your life is going so well that you can worry about where a man sticks his willy, then you are pretty ****ing privileged.
what about that guy from Florida who tried having sex with a door last year? That's not normal, but could be considered natural right?
If he wants to have sex with a door, why not? People use dildos and fleshlights, so I see no problem with people getting their jollies off with other inanimate objects. I can't imagine what pleasure can be derived from having sex with a door, but if he likes it, why shouldn't he?
People in general are way too uptight about sex, in my opinion.