My gf got hit on at the gym.

InternetSwag

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I guess it's to be expected when she's a young yoga teacher. (sexy, flexible etc)

But fuaaark it makes me mad for reasons I cannot explain.

She was teaching this class and the dude showed up in a tank top and eventually got so 'hot' from the yoga that he had to take it off. lmao...

After the class he spoke to her for like 20 minutes and then asked her. 'what are you doing now after class?' she said she's going to her boyfriend and the conversation ended there.

I obviously trust her, but it made me angry that someone wants to take what's mine. grrrr
 

I.am.Sam

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well he has something you dont have ....your gfs attention
 

MickeyD

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OP must post pics to justify his opinion of "sexy, flexible" ... or else!
 

Shake&Bake

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OP - you're sure that she is your GF and you're just not the waterboy in the gym stalking her?
 

Pooky

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Umm how was the guy supposed to know she had a boyfriend?

Oh and also no claiming sexy and flexible without evidence.
 

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Watch out!

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."
 

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I think you are not buff enough. You need to go hit that gym harder so that she will not even think of looking at another mans guns
 

cerebus

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So now she has a choice between stripping yoga guy and overly possessive pet shop employee of the month. Her cup runneth over.
 
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googoodoll

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I think I'll start selling t-shirts that say "Please don't speak to me - I have a boyfriend"
Seriously... You can't be cross about this :mad:

When Rapey-eyes at work asked me to go away with him for a weekend and lie to my bf about it... Now that is something to get angry about...:mad:
 

RazedInBlack

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I'm sure its not the first time and I'm sure it won't be that last.

Assuming she is sexy.
 

spiff

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if your GF tolerated him for 20min - you have a problem!!!
 

ShaunSA

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A blutic to let us know you have a gf.... how low can you go :whistling:
 

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I'm sure its not the first time and I'm sure it won't be that last.

Assuming she is sexy.

I am sure the flexibility is the important bit here, afterall, if she is flexible enough you can get her face out of the way, no need for paperbag.
 
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