My women is using SEX Toys.

[porn$tar]

We need a poll.

This is truly an amazing thread.

Epic, definitely gets my vote for Thread of the Month. Err, how about that poll?

 

[iDenTiTy]

Online dude, online. Very discrete.

It's like guys buying condoms at Pick'nPay. Or even buying lady products for his SO. The looks at the till are weird to say the least..

 

[RazedInBlack]

Could have a tupperware party and no one will suspect a thing.

 

[Mila]

Jip ...........Ek het so paar koekie houers gekoop skat en 'n bottel borsel....

 

[porn$tar]

It's like guys buying condoms at Pick'nPay. Or even buying lady products for his SO. The looks at the till are weird to say the least..

I usually ask them how many children they have, and how many were planned. Wipes the ****-eating grins right off their faces.

 

[wizdumb]

You are complaining about your missus using toys? Are you bloody mad? Let her use them all she wants, better yet go and buy her some more.

haha something boss would say. he actually took his current gf of 3months to the hustler shop for valentines day, and got her her 1st toys, and according to him, it was the best idea ever, for both of them

 

[xrapidx]

haha something boss would say. he actually took his current gf of 3months to the hustler shop for valentines day, and got her her 1st toys, and according to him, it was the best idea ever, for both of them

Do you work for me?

 

[wizdumb]

Do you work for me?

if you are, then you left your pc open, and i'll be sending some rude emails pretty soon..lol

 

[xrapidx]

if you are, then you left your pc open, and i'll be sending some rude emails pretty soon..lol

Nope, thats not me, my hand is trained to lock the pc as soon as I stand up.

 

[RazedInBlack]

Nope, thats not me, my hand is trained to lock the pc as soon as I stand up.

What else is your hand trained to do?

 

[xrapidx]

What else is your hand trained to do?

I have a girlfriend - my hand doesn't need that skill anymore

 

[ShaunSA]

I have a girlfriend - my hand doesn't need that skill anymore

Liar!

 

[Waaib]

I was once asked by two female friends to go with them to Adult World so they could buy toys. They said they where scared to go into the store alone. They each bought two toys. Based on the size of the things they bought I don't think where scared of anything.

 

[porn$tar]

I was once asked by two female friends to go with them to Adult World so they could buy toy's. They said they where scared to go into the store alone. They each bought two toys. Based on the size of the things they bought I don't think where scared of anything.

Did you have to point out that the fire extinguisher on the wall is actually not for sale?

 

[Keeper]

I was once asked by two female friends to go with them to Adult World so they could buy toys. They said they where scared to go into the store alone. They each bought two toys. Based on the size of the things they bought I don't think where scared of anything.

Yep, the chick that showed us her toy, also had quite a big one..... and she's quite a small lady....

hmm....now that I think about it, i'm starting to get worried over here......

 

[ShaunSA]

Did you have to point out that the fire extinguisher on the wall is actually not for sale?

I'm guessing he was too busy feeling "small"

 

[RazedInBlack]

I have a girlfriend - my hand doesn't need that skill anymore

Send us a pic of your hand or we won't believe you!

 

[Keeper]

Send us a pic of your hand or we won't believe you!

send us a pic of your hand first.

EDIT: Seeing as your nick is Python, send a pic of both hands.

 

[Waaib]

I'm guessing he was too busy feeling "small"

HEY! I resemble that! It was actually quite disconcerting. Especially seeing that I had recently stopped dating one of them.

 

[Oculate]

Send us a pic of your hand or we won't believe you!