Naked man, claiming to be ‘Jesus Reborn’, drowns in Loskop Dam

[rvZA]

An utterly tragic tale has reached us from Mpumalanga this week, after a distressed person ran into Loskop Dam and drowned. The frenzied person had told a local security company that he was ‘Jesus Reborn’, before dashing into the water and ending his life.

A truly bizarre scene greeted security officials who arrived at Loskop Dam on Saturday. Located near Groblersdal in Mpumalanga, the huge water source is ordinarily a huge draw for tourists. However, there was nothing particularly welcoming about this man’s behaviour.

When Pentagon Security representatives entered Loskop Dam, they saw the man ripping the seats out of his own VW Golf. The vehicle had also been set alight. While guards attempted to detain him, the main claiming to be Jesus Reborn headed towards some bushes.

Naked man, claiming to be ‘Jesus Reborn’, drowns in Loskop Dam

www.msn.com

 

[rvZA]

Praise be.

 

[RedViking]

MDMA

 

[ForceFate]

RIP


Mental health is a serious issue.

 

[WizardOfAges]

Mental health is a serious issue.

Yes, and this thread is predictably going to be full of people mocking him.

 

[Flanders]

MDMA

Malpitte

 

[Nerfherder]

Loskop - feels like the appropriate dam to do this.

When Pentagon Security representatives entered Loskop Dam, they saw the man ripping the seats out of his own VW Golf

Wait what ??

oh... its Pentagon security, not THE PENTAGON SECURITY.

LOL

 

[Dave]

Yes, and this thread is predictably going to be full of people mocking him.

So a joke that his walking on water attempt failed would be in bad taste?

 

[3WA]

Yes, and this thread is predictably going to be full of people mocking him.

Now you've ruined it for us. Our jokes will sink as bad as Loskop Jesus did.

 

[Hemi300c]

Loskop is the right place for him to lose it.

The anc must step down now.

 

[Nithan15]

So do we have to wait for 3 days for him to come out of the cave?

 

[dualmeister]