'Naughty' dog dragged behind car

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Just drag him behind a car, but let's make it 3 kilos, should to it. Bloody idiot:mad:
 
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Devill said:
Guy with the chainsaw died....

Well Im all for this guy being dragged behind a car and if it kills him so be it :)
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After 1kilo and he he still alive you speed up to 100km/h, after 2 and he is still alive you go up to 120km/h, after 2,5kilos he is still alive then you speed up to 150km/h. Oh and did I mention the fact that every time you want to check on him you try and make a dead stop? Gravel, tar, doesnt matter.
 
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For effect can he be fed some dog food (preferably pilchard flavor), and put in a K9 costume before the dragging sentence is delivered?
 
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Man o man there are certain crimes that call for death and this is one them.

Kill the MFer.
 
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Nah, I say let the dogs get their own revenge. Smear him with said pilchard flavoured dogfood, tie his hands behind his back and put him in a cage with a pitbull or two. I'll put money on his nuts being the first to go.
 
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IIRC there was a similair case a few years back, man dragged his dog behind his car, went past some people comming out of church, and that's when they reported him, he appeared in court, and was fined (I think), the dog was given to new parents, and he is alive and well
 
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porn$tar said:
Nah, I say let the dogs get their own revenge. Smear him with said pilchard flavoured dogfood, tie his hands behind his back and put him in a cage with a pitbull or two. I'll put money on his nuts being the first to go.
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Ok but you dip his nuts in the dog food:p:D
 
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Slaine73 said:
Ok but you dip his nuts in the dog food:p:D
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No prob, I'll even open the tin with one of those old fashioned openers that leave a jagged edge, then jam the can over his nuts. Won't even have to touch the scum.
 
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Slaine73 said:
After 1kilo and he he still alive you speed up to 100km/h, after 2 and he is still alive you go up to 120km/h, after 2,5kilos he is still alive then you speed up to 150km/h. Oh and did I mention the fact that every time you want to check on him you try and make a dead stop? Gravel, tar, doesnt matter.
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I agree
 
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This is incredibly infuriating :mad::mad:

The problem is that one in a thousand of these cases make it to the media. There is a huge public outcry, the person pleads ignorance, gets a slap on the wrist and the anger subsides and people forget about things like this happening until the next person makes it into the papers and then the cycle starts again.

Atrocities like this happen more regularly than most people know about, yet little is being done to make changes to the laws governing the protection of animals, and if the Government have their way, even less will be done about it if indications as to the draft APA regulations are anything to go by.
 
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Slaine73 said:
Just drag him behind a car, but let's make it 3 kilos, should to it. Bloody idiot:mad:
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That would indeed be the result of being dragged behind a car :eek: :D

xrapidx said:
Exactly, justice was served by higher powers because our crappy legal system doesn't protect animals.
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You mean karma? :rolleyes: Justice was not served by anyone, he just happened to die in a car accident. Good riddance though.
 
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:mad: :mad: :mad: The cruelty is unbearable. Because the dog was naughty .i.e just being a dog. Come on KARMA!!!!
 
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If I had to drag my girlfriends dog behind my car everytime it pee'd or crapped on the carpet we'd be on dog #23435653021020430340030032300
 
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Dragging behind the car is a great idea, but how do we secure him to the car? I recommend his mouth be super-glued/clamped around the exhaust pipe. Unless someone can think of a more suitable orifice for the exhaust pipe to be inserted into...
 
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Dragging behind the car is a great idea, but how do we secure him to the car? I recommend his mouth be super-glued/clamped around the exhaust pipe. Unless someone can think of a more suitable orifice for the exhaust pipe to be inserted into...
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His anus, you meant? :p
 
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