New 007: James Bond's swansong in the next bond movie...to be replaced as 007 by....

[WaxLyrical]

I'm not a fan of the Daniel Craig Bond's. They were losing market share vs. Jason Bourne, Mission Impossible etc. So they basically just started copying those, ruining the Bond recipe.

Would you have preferred Moore's cheese?
It had to be updated - Casino Royale and Skyfall are probably the best Bond movies ever made.

 

[wbot]

Would you have preferred Moore's cheese?
It had to be updated - Casino Royale and Skyfall are probably the best Bond movies ever made.

Wouldn't say the best but I really love all Craig's Bond movies. Quantum of Solace is very underrated imo.

 

[animal531]

Would you have preferred Moore's cheese?
It had to be updated - Casino Royale and Skyfall are probably the best Bond movies ever made.

That's the problem, they're not Bond movies, they're Jason Bourne movies, with the titles and British setup of James Bond.

Sure, they needed an update to compete in the box office, but not by destroying what gave them their identity.

 

[Hamster]

So is this new female 007 also go to be making out with Bond chicks? Asking for a friend...

 

[Ancalagon]

So is this new female 007 also go to be making out with Bond chicks? Asking for a friend...

Did you just assume its gender?

 

[Hamster]

Did you just assume its gender?

Yeah and I hope she's a lllllleeeesbian

 

[Ancalagon]

Yeah and I hope she's a lllllleeeesbian

That isn't a nice way to talk about these hoes.

(Ali G reference)

 

[Papa Smurf]

what if the next James Bond is a power top gay like @ShaunSA ?

 

[skimread]

This movie has been delayed 60 times already. Latest delayed release is April 2021

Covid killed Bond. Not a black woman

 

[Hamster]

Covid killed Bond. Not a black woman

No. COVID can't be blamed for everything.

 

[FiestaST]

Ranking Every Single James Bond Character

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

Wonder if Disney will change Darth Vader to a woman in the future like Latoya Bond?

 

[wbot]

Yeah and I hope she's a lllllleeeesbian

She has confirmed she will be a lesbian in the movie

 

[Fulcrum29]

Wonder if Disney will change Darth Vader to a woman in the future like Latoya Bond?

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Darth Vader will always be a white male.

 

[wbot]

Darth Vader will always be a white male.

With a black male's voice?

 

[Fulcrum29]

With a black male's voice?

That man's voice gives me goosebumps. He and Jeremy Irons gave life to the Lion King. This reminds me, James Earl Jones is starring in Coming 2 America alongside Eddie Murphy and Wesley Snipes, it will be better than the new 007.

 

[wbot]

That man's voice gives me goosebumps. He and Jeremy Irons gave life to the Lion King. This reminds me, James Earl Jones is starring in Coming 2 America alongside Eddie Murphy and Wesley Snipes, it will be better than the new 007.

Jip he has one of the best voices.

Not so sure about Coming 2 America though. Sounds horrible.

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

Darth Vader will always be a white male.

Trump campaign compares itself to Death Star, forgets Death Star blows up

Campaign manager Brad Parscale is calling Team Trump the Death Star, but Darth Brad has apparently forgotten that the Death Star blows up.

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