Before i LOL even harder i'll just put this out there:
It is a thing of beauty, looks amazing and i bet it will perform amazingly (for the basic requirements its meant for). Stunning piece of technology. BUT;
"The USB-C port in the new MacBook supports USB, DisplayPort, Power, HDMI and VGA, from one port alone. Neat! You will however require adaptors to utilise these missing ports."
Wheres the ethernet port? Why can't i plug my mouse AND keyboard in at the same time? Why can't i plug my mouse and charger in at the same time ? Oh ya, causze using a trackpad is better, i forgot. All i want to do is transfer music onto my Flash drive and my battery is almost dead, ah well sucks for you.
Ahahahahha thats brilliant. Spend R15k on a laptop and then another R5k to use an extra screen and a usb stick. hahahaha. Apple are flippen clever.