No water. Where to No. 2?

[luxe]

Ha.

Large areas of Fourways, Lonehill, Douglasdale and Bryanston have no water today.

So, how far would you drive for that No.2?

 

[I.am.Sam]

schit ....

 

[azbob]

Backyard and a bottle of valpre?

 

[I.am.Sam]

Backyard and a bottle of valpre?

5l water is around R15

so thats a cheaper option

 

[HelterSkelter]

Ai, can already see the morons as usual leaving the office kitchen and bathroom taps open when they found there's no water and when the water comes back the place is flooded.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Nearest cemetery and look for an open grave.

 

[GreGorGy]

Ha.

Large areas of Fourways, Lonehill, Douglasdale and Bryanston have no water today.

So, how far would you drive for that No.2?

Pull water from pool to flush.

It is always a Tuesday this water thing...

 

[I.am.Sam]

thought you guys dont use water

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

[video=youtube;ElPprV5_dQs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPprV5_dQs[/video]

 

[pboy]

yea we got the notice from the municipality, so this morning i woke at 5am, did my schit/shake/shampoo routine lol..
and was done by 6am. they turned ther water off shortly after.
the notice says back at 4pm.

i'm pretty good till then!
btw, previously when i had no notices etc, i would flock to the gym like the hundreds of others.
they always have water..
or even fourways life hospital

 

[luxe]

Gahh...holding it in ............

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Gahh...holding it in ............

The universe is gonna give you a traffic jam this afternoon. :twisted:

 

[Compton_effect]

Please help. We've run out of water for coffee. I don't know if I can stand this anymore. :wtf:

 

[Nerfherder]

thought you guys dont use water

Thats racist.

 

[Batista]

Dig a hole and squat! THere is nothing more relaxing than doing it in nature!Just don squat too low else the grass will tickle.

 

[luxe]

No coffee, no toilet.

This is inhumane i tell you!

 

[ShaunSA]

We heard you the first time

 

[Aquila ka Hecate]

Joburg Water tweets that they've finished now and are turning the supply back on.

 

[luxe]

Joburg Water tweets that they've finished now and are turning the supply back on.

My bunghole thanks you

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Ai, can already see the morons as usual leaving the office kitchen and bathroom taps open when they found there's no water and when the water comes back the place is flooded.

Yeah. I don't know why people do that.