Five football managers walk into a pub: Mr. Wenger, Mr. Mourinho, Mr. Rodgers, Mr. Moyes and Mr. Martinez...
The first round was bought by Mourinho who got everyone a bottle of the Portuguese lager, Sagres. The second round was on Martinez who bought everyone a San Miguel. Wenger was up next and he bought everyone a nice glass of Bordeaux.
Mr. Rodgers went to the bar next and he came back with four pints of Guinness, offering one to Mourinho, Martinez and Wenger before putting his lips to the last glass as he took his seat at the table again.
Puzzled, Mr. Moyes asked, "Brendan, why didn't I get a pint?" To which Mr. Rodgers replied, "This is the fourth round, David - you're not in it!"