"Okay, but who is the female"

[ShaunSA]

What's wrong with this picture?

two keys, no door

You must excuse VernD. He is so sword obsessed he thinks everyone has one

 

[TehStranger]

Thought the OP was a dead give-away that it's Zewp :erm:

But who is the other female? Wait, you mean this thread isn't about lesbians? Oh damn, I'm out then.

 

[ichigo]

Thought the OP was a dead give-away that it's Zewp :erm:

Must be Zewp since he talks so much and is emotional.

 

[ShaunSA]

Must be Zewp since he talks so much and is emotional.

This coming from someone who just got owned in the relationship lengths thread

 

[dreamrobin]

This coming from someone who just got owned in the relationship lengths thread

I would like to document his life actually, quite interesting

 

[ichigo]

I would like to document his life actually, quite interesting

Will be boring as I can't remember half my life it is all blank

 

[USZA]

What's wrong with this picture?

You tell me because I can't see anything wrong with it.

two keys, no door

You say keys. I say swords.

You must excuse VernD. He is so sword obsessed he thinks everyone has one

Game Of Thrones can do that.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Will be boring as I can't remember half my life it is all blank

You mean you don't keep a spreadsheet for that too?

 

[dreamrobin]

You tell me because I can't see anything wrong with it.

Umm ok so two men and their proud swords then that's where it ends.

 

[USZA]

Umm ok so two men and their proud swords then that's where it ends.

No. Someone has to get stabbed. . . preferably in the lower backside. There has to be a winner. It's like Highlander . . . there can only be one.

 

[ShaunSA]

No. Someone has to get stabbed. . . preferably in the lower backside. There has to be a winner. It's like Highlander . . . there can only be one.

Quit while you're still a mm ahead Vern!

 

[ichigo]

You mean you don't keep a spreadsheet for that too?

Did not have excel till 2003 on my pc so nope, that is 17 years missing only thing I have to remember is newspaper clippings of me in the witness many times and old photos .

 

[USZA]

Quit while you're still a mm ahead Vern!

I'm more cm's ahead

 

[dreamrobin]

No. Someone has to get stabbed. . . preferably in the lower backside. There has to be a winner. It's like Highlander . . . there can only be one.

And whoever is stabbed first becomes the she in the relationship!!!!

 

[USZA]

And whoever is stabbed first becomes the she in the relationship!!!!

The b with an itch yes.

Note to self; Stop watching wrestling porn. Real sex isn't like that.

 

[dreamrobin]

The b with an itch yes.

Note to self; Stop watching wrestling porn. Real sex isn't like that.

Or just stop being a weirdo

 

[ShaunSA]

I'm more cm's ahead

Big boys talk in inches

 

[ant_man]

The b with an itch yes.

Note to self; Stop watching wrestling porn. Real sex isn't like that.

Yes it is.

Loads of baby oil, spandex and a wrestling mat

 

[Garson007]

just remember, there is a difference between poly and **** buddies some people can't tell the difference. it's the same as being monogamous is to one night stands

Oh, I know.

 

[Garson007]

No. Someone has to get stabbed. . . preferably in the lower backside. There has to be a winner. It's like Highlander . . . there can only be one.

Not true. I know a couple that gets in a third party when they seek to penetrate.