"Okay, but who is the female"

[USZA]

Yes it is.

Loads of baby oil, spandex and a wrestling mat

Stop teasing me

Not true. I know a couple that gets in a third party when they seek to penetrate.

Penetration by proxy

 

[USZA]

Big boys talk in inches

If you're big already then cm's make a world of difference

 

[Ninja'd]

And whoever is stabbed first becomes the she in the relationship!!!!

Not at all related but you reminded of this story I once read. I can't recall if it was part of one of the Polynesian or South American mythologies but here goes.

There were these two brothers, both gods, who lived together along with the elder's wives. When the elder brother left to go hunting, his younger brother had sex with his wives with his dick that was twice as long as he was. When big bro found out he became infuriated and cut off lil' bro's big johnson. Little bro was in suffering (obviously) and kept bleeding sporadically. Big brother eventually cooled down and was feeling about the whole dick-cutting thing and determined wives were just as guilty as the brother was, if not more so (because they all of them cheated), and proceeded to transfer the bleeding to his wives using his godly powers. And that's the origin story of menstruation from whoever the hell's culture that is.


F**king myths, man. :wtf:

 

[ShaunSA]

If you're big already then cm's make a world of difference

As a spender I will concede that point to you.

Throwing a tic-tac into the channel tunnel is sif on the best of days

 

[ichigo]

Not at all related but you reminded of this story I once read. I can't recall if it was part of one of the Polynesian or South American mythologies but here goes.

There were these two brothers, both gods, who lived together along with the elder's wives. When the elder brother left to go hunting, his younger brother had sex with his wives with his dick that was twice as long as he was. When big bro found out he became infuriated and cut off lil' bro's big johnson. Little bro was in suffering (obviously) and kept bleeding sporadically. Big brother eventually cooled down and was feeling about the whole dick-cutting thing and determined wives were just as guilty as the brother was, if not more so (because they all of them cheated), and proceeded to transfer the bleeding to his wives using his godly powers. And that's the origin story of menstruation from whoever the hell's culture that is.


F**king myths, man. :wtf:

Was that a greek myth? Reminds me of God cursing women to have painful childbirths.

 

[TehStranger]

This thread is now about penis.

 

[Ninja'd]

Was that a greek myth?

South American or Polynesian. I can't recall the exact one.

 

[Ninja'd]

This thread is now about penis.

Wasn't it always?

 

[dreamrobin]

Not at all related but you reminded of this story I once read. I can't recall if it was part of one of the Polynesian or South American mythologies but here goes.

There were these two brothers, both gods, who lived together along with the elder's wives. When the elder brother left to go hunting, his younger brother had sex with his wives with his dick that was twice as long as he was. When big bro found out he became infuriated and cut off lil' bro's big johnson. Little bro was in suffering (obviously) and kept bleeding sporadically. Big brother eventually cooled down and was feeling about the whole dick-cutting thing and determined wives were just as guilty as the brother was, if not more so (because they all of them cheated), and proceeded to transfer the bleeding to his wives using his godly powers. And that's the origin story of menstruation from whoever the hell's culture that is.


F**king myths, man. :wtf:

You are right, not at all related but thanks for sharing, I'd rather stick to basic biology.

 

[ichigo]

South American or Polynesian. I can't recall the exact one.

Was the Mayan Culture.

 

[TehStranger]

Wasn't it always?

True, I just felt like stating the obvious.

Was the Mayan Culture.

Are you a Mayan?

 

[ShaunSA]

Are you a Mayan?

It's no wonder he was always in the Witness

It would also explain his fascination with record keeping

 

[ichigo]

True, I just felt like stating the obvious.



Are you a Mayan?

Nope just find their culture interesting same with other ones at the same time period .

Its weird how they just vanished like the Atlantians

 

[scudsucker]

haha

as i child, when i got sick, my mom gave me these little fscking pills i had to shove up my poophole to stop my from shooting cats.

Eks?

 

[Ninja'd]

Its weird how they just vanished like the Atlantians

Howzit Zana.

 

[Zewp]

Oh, don't go all drama queen OP. People ask questions based on their own frame of reference. Theirs are just different from yours.

And their frame of reference is misguided and ignorant. So let's just shut up and not educate them.

 

[Zewp]

I'm sure they can but there is usually one alpha...?

The thing is that just because you're a bottom doesn't mean you're necessarily the more submissive one. At the Pride I met a bear, shaved head, big muscles and what have you and he bottoms.

Some of those powerbottoms are downright scary.

 

[dreamrobin]

The thing is that just because you're a bottom doesn't mean you're necessarily the more submissive one. At the Pride I met a bear, shaved head, big muscles and what have you and he bottoms.

Some of those powerbottoms are downright scary.

Bottoms up to that?

 

[Ninja'd]

The thing is that just because you're a bottom doesn't mean you're necessarily the more submissive one. At the Pride I met a bear, shaved head, big muscles and what have you and he bottoms.

Some of those powerbottoms are downright scary.

Brings new meaning to the term bear. You have to ride him like you're on one. :twisted:

 

[USZA]

Brings new meaning to the term bear. You have to ride him like you're on one. :twisted:

Eish. I never thought of it like that.