"Okay, but who is the female"

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BlackJack1301

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Seems like MyBB has turned into MyGayboard and all their problems recently with all the questions and topics.

Just saying.
 
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My maid of many years once asked upon realising that I was in a seeing another man ..

"How does this thing work when there is only men?" she said, showing both hands with index fingers pointing & repeatedly bumping into each other.

I told her no it doesn't fit that way, took her one hand and turned it around so the one finger was poking the back of the other hand.

It took her a few seconds but when she figured it out she was grinning from ear to ear.
 
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evilstebunny said:
My maid of many years once asked upon realising that I was in a seeing another man ..

"How does this thing work when there is only men?" she said, showing both hands with index fingers pointing & repeatedly bumping into each other.

I told her no it doesn't fit that way, took her one hand and turned it around so the one finger was poking the back of the other hand.

It took her a few seconds but when she figured it out she was grinning from ear to ear.
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So she is ok with working for a gay man? I wonder if there are maids that work for gay people and despise it/them.
 
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Zewp said:
Do you know how many times I've been asked this question in the past two months that I've been in a relationship?

It seems many straight people, even liberal ones, simply cannot wrap their head around the idea of a relationship existing without a female in it. Even some of my friends who I would normally consider intelligent cannot seem to understand this. This past weekend they asked which one of us they should call 'him' and which one 'her.' When I said that we're both guys and thus both 'him', they said that that makes no sense. I was dumbstruck, because I was the one thinking their logic makes no sense at all.

I don't think most people mean it offensively, but it is actually rather offensive because there's this unspoken idea that a relationship cannot exist without a 'female' in it. If there was a female in my relationship, I would be straight. I really don't understand it. The entire point of a gay relationship is that it involves two men, so why is it so difficult to understand that it's a relationship between two men, in terms of the 'roles' played in it?

I've never heard someone ask the same thing of a lesbian couple, so why does the question come up so often when gay couples are discussed? I swear, I'm so tired of being asked this question by now that I really want to rip out my hair whenever someone asks me.
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Zewp! Can I tell you how many times I've thought about gay relationships without thinking about who is the female in the relationship? Thats in your mind boet. Get the fcckk over it now.
 
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Zewp said:
The thing is that just because you're a bottom doesn't mean you're necessarily the more submissive one. At the Pride I met a bear, shaved head, big muscles and what have you and he bottoms.

Some of those powerbottoms are downright scary.
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Get over your issues friend. Noone actually gives a fvvk about your issues Zewp. Seriously! Wtf are you even talking about. You are not a victim. You have so many friends yet you still want to cry about non existent shyte? Seriously. stfu!
 
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Nick333 said:
Zewp! Can I tell you how many times I've thought about gay relationships without thinking about who is the female in the relationship? Thats in your mind boet. Get the fcckk over it now.
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Okay, if you say so.

Though it must be said, that I do think of who does what sexually at times when I know a gay couple - but not well enough for them to actually tell me.
 
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Seriously, buddy. I'm on your side but stop looking for shyte that doesnt affect you. We all deal with bigotry, ok? STFU, lighty.
 
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Garson007 said:
Okay, if you say so.
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I do fccking say so! What you forget is that we all straight, gay, black white, male or female deal with discrimination. We honestly do. Go do a thousand dstv installations in a black township as a white male and deal with that aggression and come whine to me about how bad it is to be gay. Fcck you Im half gay and I dont hide it. Deal with being a half gay white male Faggot! You have no idea. I'm actually sick of your fccking whining. You have no fckking idea. Seiously stfu. Try dealing with everyone disrespecting you. You have no fccking idea. Seriously stfu! I'm gay! no one likes me. Are you fccking kidding me! You have no idea arsehole.
 
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Flip-Flop said:
I am not Eks. What makes you say that? It is just a question. There must be maids out there that are homophobic but work for gay people and hate it?
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The jury is still out. You're Eks until otherwise proven innocent.

Nick333 said:
I do fccking say so! What you forget is that we all straight, gay, black white, male or female deal with discrimination. We honestly do. Go do a thousand dstv installations in a black township as a white male and deal with that aggression and come whine to me about how bad it is to be gay. Fcck you Im half gay and I dont hide it. Deal with being a half gay white male Faggot! You have no idea. I'm actually sick of your fccking whining. You have no fckking idea. Seiously stfu. Try dealing with everyone disrespecting you. You have no fccking idea. Seriously stfu! I'm gay! no one likes me. Are you fccking kidding me! You have no idea arsehole.
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I envy you for being able to hit the bottle early, I'm still stuck at the office. :(
 
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TehStranger said:
The jury is still out. You're Eks until otherwise proven innocent.
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That is alright then. I do not have anything to prove. I just do not like to be associated with a known homophobe and possible mentally unstable and unhinged individual.
 
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