OT: Humour therapy

[malec]

When you just got off the phone with a stupid Orc or your download is crawling at 4Kbps go check out www.bash.org/?top100.

There are some real gems there

 

[Kaptain Khaos]

wahhaahhahaha

<b>in chaos all things are harmonious</b>
<i>Tower 82 14% Signal 512k package </i>

 

[KemoSabi]

While im reading this I get a call from Sentech...

So I expect them to ask me if the speeds have increased, wether im happy, all that nonsense...The guy asks me :

" Hi Sir, im phoning in regards to your Sentech:myWireless application...I see here you applied the 2nd of March, and am just wondering if anything has happened in regards to your application?"

I have been with mywireless since 6th of April I think....

I want to cry IRL...honestly its going to far, no man can take this form of Pcyhocoligical battering.

35% Signal
[36]Scummyside

 

[malec]

Bwahaha. How the hell do you run a comapany where no one knows what the hell is going on? I'd hate to have to make an ass of myself every time I contact a customer. Maybe convert some of grease ball Winston's food coupons into cash and invest in a new CIO

 

[kickass72za]

I Think we should start a FUND for rehabilitating the ORC's when they leave the call centre as they are going to be so screwed up that they have no hope in hell of finding a job.....

Could take as long as three months!!!

 

[malec]

Well, just to welcome them back to the other side of the fence, we could have them ass raped in an as(s)ylum where the walls are covered with "Walk like a man!. You're the only one with that problem!" posters

 

[kickass72za]

LMAO @ MAlec..... you have lost the plot bud.....

 

[malec]

Hehe, what were we doing again?

 

[kickass72za]

UMMMM **** i forgot tooo...... HELP !!!!!!!

 

[malec]

Well lets just go with my plan then []

 

[kickass72za]

You have ONE !!!!!! Excellent

I had one but then i well succumbed to looking at my "badwidth" when i got home and WHOOOSH

The plan was gonna...... thinking of going back to work if you dont share your plan with me!!!!

HELP!!!!

 

[malec]

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by malec</i>
<br />Well, just to welcome them back to the other side of the fence, we could have them ass raped in an as(s)ylum where the walls are covered with "Walk like a man!. You're the only one with that problem!" posters
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

This is it, and luckily I posted it here so it can't be forgotten