Outage on Standard Bank Internet and business banking

[Jan]

Standard Bank Internet and business banking offline

Standard Bank's Internet banking and Business Online platforms were hit by an outage on Tuesday morning.

In an update on its service status page at 11:04 AM, the bank confirmed it was aware of an issue which might leave users unable to access the facilities.

 

[mpdjhb]

Time to fire someone again?

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Time to fire someone again?

Can you fire BB-EEE employees?

Gotta be careful not to unbalance your BB-EEE staffing quota

 

[gregmcc]

Has Johnny Tables been at it again.

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Has Johnny Tables been at it again.

I thought he was a waiter at the corner Cafe. When did he get promoted and start working in the Banking Sector?

 

[R13...]

Can you fire BB-EEE employees?

Gotta be careful not to unbalance your BB-EEE staffing quota

Their black executive responsible for IT got fired.

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Their black executive responsible for IT got fired.

Missed that - too many lost hours list to load shedding, that I need to catch up.

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Thought this was a new feature. Offline banking. Oh well.

I thought that, that was reserved for month end ...

 

[BBSA]

Did they hire people for Capitec?

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

somebody made an oopsie, quick, find a Whitey to blame!

 

[rh1]

So I tried logging into the app a few times, when it finally opened, only a few of my accounts loaded, and it was painfully slow.

Wonder if they going offline again.

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

So I tried logging into the app a few times, when it finally opened, only a few of my accounts loaded, and it was painfully slow.

Wonder if they going offline again.

It is the 15th again ...

Who knows ...

 

[surface]

Can you fire BB-EEE employees?

Gotta be careful not to unbalance your BB-EEE staffing quota

So, there are no white people in Standard bank? And if there are, they don't make any mistakes?