Ovarian Eggs. Where can I sell them?

[Shake&Bake]

Discussion at the at the office with my 2 female colleagues, moved from my idea to incorporate vaginal fluids into a dry white wine to this.

Apparently there's a big market for the sale of ovarian eggs.
I've known about IVF - but not known that there's an actual financial gain - which is said to be very lucrative.

So - I was thinking I could start playing Ovarian Egg Pimp. OEP (for now - will think of better acronym)

They're talking about India supposedly being the mega harvesters.

Speak. Impart some knowledge.

 

[Picard]

WTF!

Entrepreneurship is good ... but this???

EDIT: And that white wine idea??? ... Sies. F0k.

 

[Shake&Bake]

WTF!

Entrepreneurship is good ... but this???

EDIT: And that white wine idea??? ... Sies. F0k.

Why can you not appreciate it? Vaj juice = yum!
Like Alphaville, its gonna be "Big in Japan!"

As for the Black Ovarian Egg Market - it can happen!

 

[Keeper]

well it is easter, picard...

 

[Lino]

Discussion at the at the office with my 2 female colleagues, moved from my idea to incorporate vaginal fluids into a dry white wine to this.

Apparently there's a big market for the sale of ovarian eggs.
I've known about IVF - but not known that there's an actual financial gain - which is said to be very lucrative.

So - I was thinking I could start playing Ovarian Egg Pimp. OEP (for now - will think of better acronym)

They're talking about India supposedly being the mega harvesters.

Speak. Impart some knowledge.

:erm::wtf:

 

[satanboy]

well it is easter, picard...

yeah, a few licks of paint and the kids will love 'em

 

[WaxLyrical]

Are there any vacancies where you work bro?

First the sweet ass now this.

 

[azbob]

Are there any vacancies where you work bro?

First the sweet ass now this.

I think that was aqualung.

 

[Shake&Bake]

I think that was aqualung.

what ^ said

Though we do have our stash of sweet ass too

 

[Keeper]

what ^ said

Though we do have our stash of sweet ass too

or what VV said, if you're rouxenator.

 

[Shake&Bake]

or what VV said, if you're rouxenator.

You kinda lost me there

 

[KevRSA]

One Word: Gumtree

 

[HavocXphere]

Pretty sure selling human bodyparts is uh not very legal.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Pretty sure selling human bodyparts is uh not very legal.

Eggs are body parts? I thought they were byproducts...

 

[HavocXphere]

Eggs are body parts? I thought they were byproducts...

My idea of "byproduct" clearly differs from yours.

I don't think you could even sell plasma, let alone eggs.

 

[Unhappy438]

My idea of "byproduct" clearly differs from yours.

I don't think you could even sell plasma, let alone eggs.

Are eggs not classified into the same group as sperm?

 

[azbob]

One Word: Cumtree

FTFY

 

[Stokstert]

Are eggs not classified into the same group as sperm?

Just sell them as Caviar.

 

[HavocXphere]

Just sell them as Caviar.

Didn't see that one coming...

Clever.

 

[Hosehead]

There are only a couple of fertility clinics in CPT and these do buy eggs but here is the key...only from the donor and for a nominal fee.= next to nothing. There was a US agent who got into a shiitload of trouble here a few years ago posting sell your eggs flyers all over the Varsitys. She had an agreement with a crooked Cape Fertility Dr (no names) who allegedly paid big commissions.
Far more lucrative is surrogacy- Females infused with a strangers sperm and bringing the baby to term then handing it over. But you'll need legal help for this as all sorts of things can go pear shaped.