Pastor Alph Lukau ‘raises’ dead man during church service

[xrapidx]

god - how stupid do you have to be?

 

[Polymathic]

She probably went into a diabetic comma before whatever she ate went into her blood

 

[RedViking]

god - how stupid do you have to be?

He is not stupid though.

 

[Knyro]

Rise my son!

 

[daveza]

Hockey is famed for healing through prayer, according to his Facebook page, where he has posted videos of people being "healed" from blindness, deafness and even cancer.

 

[RedViking]

Rise my son!

....and cross the border.

 

[dunkyd]

Had smelling salts in his hand ?

 

[ForceFate]

Why do you keep posting this crap? This is your second such thread, just today.

For contrast I am guessing. First article was a black pastor. This one is white.

Both threads just show how gullible humans are. I don't know why ethnicity politics are being drawn into it.

 

[ForceFate]

Jesus is BACK!!!!

so is that the time the anc to go?

He plays for Man City

 

[GhostSixFour]

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That white guy in the back, his face is like.. Are you serious?

 

[FaSMaN]

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This guys face screams sarcasm, "yea sure he was dead before you got to him"

 

[Grant]

so the woman fainted
but is miraculously brought back from the dead

 

[eg2505]

What an act.

How about going to the local morgue and try there.

wonder if he also does psychic healing and gets lovers back same day.
and can make your manhood 3 x its size.

seems david copperfield and dynamo can learn a thing or 2 from this guy.

 

[Grant]

the pastor sure is a miracle worker
the "corpse" has skin in a remarkable condition for not having had any blood circulation

 

[epah]

The funeral Parlor has released a statement

 

[Deadmanza]

Both threads just show how gullible humans are. I don't know why ethnicity politics are being drawn into it.

Just a conclusion I have drawn from posters previous threads. :shrug:

 

[Hemi300c]

To end this shyte all one has to mention to the anc is that their ruling is over as he has returned

 

[Hemi300c]

To end this shyte all one has to mention to the anc is that their ruling is over as he has returned

 

[EADC]

He plays for Man City

Not anymore. Sevilla

 

[R13...]

The funeral Parlor has released a statement

Beloved and prospective clients
/I see what you did there