Pastor Alph Lukau ‘raises’ dead man during church service

Polymathic

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She probably went into a diabetic comma before whatever she ate went into her blood
 

Grant

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so the woman fainted
but is miraculously brought back from the dead
 

eg2505

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What an act.

How about going to the local morgue and try there.

wonder if he also does psychic healing and gets lovers back same day.
and can make your manhood 3 x its size.

seems david copperfield and dynamo can learn a thing or 2 from this guy.
 

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the pastor sure is a miracle worker
the "corpse" has skin in a remarkable condition for not having had any blood circulation
 

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The funeral Parlor has released a statement
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To end this shyte all one has to mention to the anc is that their ruling is over as he has returned
 

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To end this shyte all one has to mention to the anc is that their ruling is over as he has returned
 
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