Pastor Alph Lukau ‘raises’ dead man during church service

[RedViking]

can't remember where I read it, but the coffin was supposedly bought by the deceased himself last week

See posts above

 

[ActivateD]

Lol check how that woman is checking out his food. What's with the gloves? I assume the all white outfit is supposed to be "holy".

haha damn funny.

There is a 19 minute video of this and one of the people that was there at the "resurrection" was his landlord. Why would the landlord be "crying" and be there unless she wanted her rent.

 

[Excalibur]

Rise!

 

[daveza]

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Dies, gets resurrected - first item on the agenda, don't call my family and let them know, must eat...being dead really stirs up an appetite.

Holy crap, my mouse cable has more intelligence.

 

[Mista_Mobsta]

 

[Excalibur]

Welcome back.

 

[Excalibur]

Here he is.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

The low/no IQ on these religiots .......

 

[SlowInternet]

Even the landlord (lady) is there. Wonder if he still owed her money ? Time for me to start a church, I'm tired of earning my money by working so hard.

 

[xrapidx]

Even the landlord (lady) is there. Wonder if he still owed her money ? Time for me to start a church, I'm tired of earning my money by working so hard.

The school (church run) I got booted from were borderline these people... The **** they got up to was just nuts.

 

[LazyLion]

 

[Akasha]

Maybe link the video. I don't think anyone here gets the reference

 

[TysonRoux]

Welcome back.

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LOL, still keeping those white gloves on.

Lucky he didn't "come alive" earlier and **** himself in the coffin.

 

[Captain Beer]

A funeral parlour which transported a supposed dead man, who later emerged from his coffin after a pastor laid hands on him, is taking legal action against Alleluia Ministries International church.

Kings and Queens Real Funerals said this during a joint media briefing with Black Phoenix and Kingdom Blue Funeral Services on Monday.

In a video doing the rounds on social media, a Kings and Queens Real Funerals hearse can be seen transporting the coffin into the church where the church's pastor, Alph Lukau, and congregants prayed for the man who rose out of the coffin, breathing heavily in what was claimed to be a miraculous resurrection.

The "dead" man apparently died on Friday after an illness.

But Kings and Queens Real Funerals distanced itself from what transpired at the church at the media briefing.

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[Solarion]

Here in South Africa we resurrect the dead all the time.

Just look at Eskom and SAA.

You'd be surprised at the spectacular show a tax payer's money can buy.

 

[TysonRoux]

Wow, the video on this link will have you ROFL.

Without seeing this I would never have guessed there was so many dumb retards in SA.

https://ewn.co.za/2019/02/25/dead-m...f-man-raised-to-life-raises-serious-questions

 

[RazedInBlack]

prays and boom! - the man is brought back to life

The power of prayer!

 

[John Tempus]

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HAHAHA

Two miracles in one day ? HAAIBO!

First he rises from his bed in the morning and then he rose from a coffin. What is next for this young man, this is the black Chris Angel.

 

[John Tempus]

Wow, the video on this link will have you ROFL.

Without seeing this I would never have guessed there was so many dumb retards in SA.

https://ewn.co.za/2019/02/25/dead-m...f-man-raised-to-life-raises-serious-questions

HAHA, even his open mouth is flinching. WTF the jesus on a piece of toast had more potential than this crap.

Next time he gets resurrected his acting skills will be twoice as noice.

 

[nightjar]

LOL. Anything for a quick buck

I can't understand why Tito Mboweni does not see the huge untapped wealth in religion and tax it as other business enterprises are taxed.

Why are we resurrecting immigrants, don't we have our own dead people ?

Better to resurrect immigrants who might then go home.