Pastor Alph Lukau ‘raises’ dead man during church service

LCBXX

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Events such as these add to my conviction that Jesus is never, ever, coming back. The churches and religions will not make the same mistake as they did back in the year 0 by letting someone live that will derail their gravy-train.
 

rietrot

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I can't understand why Tito Mboweni does not see the huge untapped wealth in religion and tax it as other business enterprises are taxed.


Better to resurrect immigrants who might then go home.
Religions are taxed just like any other business.
 

koeks525

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People who follow this kind of scam churches deserve to be scammed till they have nothing but debt.
 

TysonRoux

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Haven't these fools seen the Youtube videos?

PASTOR ALPH LUKAU’S SUPPORTERS DISMISS CRITICISM OVER ‘RESURRECTION’

A video of pastor Alph Lukau emerged on social media in which a man dressed in a silky white suite can be seen sitting up in a coffin after being resurrected.

Some worshippers at the Alleluia Ministries International have dismissed criticism of its pastor who tried to convince the congregation that he resurrected a man from the dead, insisting it takes faith to understand what happened.

A video of pastor Alph Lukau emerged on social media in which a man dressed in a silky white suite can be seen sitting up in a coffin, much to the amazement of some and the amusement of others.

Lukau was earlier seen leaving the church accompanied by his wife in a Land Rover followed by his entourage of men in a Mercedes-Benz.

A woman who says she visited the church from London spoke to Eyewitness News about what she saw on Sunday.

She says a true miracle took place and only believers who have faith will understand.

“That’s because they are not Christian, they don’t believe in miracles. Even Jesus Christ when he was resurrected people didn’t believe. Jesus said you will do more than what I did.”

At the same time, the Commission for the Promotion and Protection of Cultural, Religious and Linguistic Communities will be investigating the incident.

CRL Rights Commission says the investigation is necessary to ensure churchgoers are not taken for a ride.

LAWS TO REGULATE THE RELIGIOUS SECTOR
 

TysonRoux

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He so good he "captured" the police force.

JMPD admits ‘Resurrection Pastor’ Alph Lukau’s police escort was ‘wrong’

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Pastor Alph Lukau travelling in a Rolls-Royce with a JMPD escort. Picture: YouTube screenshot

The metro cops have said it happened during the reign of the former police chief.
On Tuesday, allegations surfaced that the Johannesburg Metro Police Department (JMPD) administration had improperly “blessed” controversial “resurrection pastor” Alph Lukau with official escort services.
Footage has been circulating that shows the pastor arriving in splendour in luxury vehicles for his sermons.
Take a look at one such clip first posted to YouTube late late last year with the pastor in a Rolls-Royce and flanked by JMPD motorcycles.
 

R13...

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So they planned on burying him with a mobile phone in pocket.
 

daveza

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A woman who says she visited the church from London spoke to Eyewitness News about what she saw on Sunday.

She says a true miracle took place and only believers who have faith will understand.

Next time you see your 'prophet please ask him to heal your brain - if you even have one.

I can guarantee this con artist has never healed as much as a sore thumb in his life.


Gordon Bennett! , how can people be so utterly anencephalic and still manage to breathe.
 

rietrot

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Next time you see your 'prophet please ask him to heal your brain - if you even have one.

I can guarantee this con artist has never healed as much as a sore thumb in his life.


Gordon Bennett! , how can people be so utterly anencephalic and still manage to breathe.
It is sunk cost bias. If you are that deep in you can't get out even if the church admit it if was fake.
 

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He so good he "captured" the police force.

JMPD admits ‘Resurrection Pastor’ Alph Lukau’s police escort was ‘wrong’

Screenshot-2019-02-26-at-11.32.57-628x418.jpg

Pastor Alph Lukau travelling in a Rolls-Royce with a JMPD escort. Picture: YouTube screenshot

The metro cops have said it happened during the reign of the former police chief.
On Tuesday, allegations surfaced that the Johannesburg Metro Police Department (JMPD) administration had improperly “blessed” controversial “resurrection pastor” Alph Lukau with official escort services.
Footage has been circulating that shows the pastor arriving in splendour in luxury vehicles for his sermons.
Take a look at one such clip first posted to YouTube late late last year with the pastor in a Rolls-Royce and flanked by JMPD motorcycles.


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