Pastor Alph Lukau ‘raises’ dead man during church service

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Now the snake and Doom pastors should up their game.



 

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https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/so...and-ridiculed-alleluia-ministries-cries-foul/

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The church said they remain steadfast in their belief that not only can people be healed but they can be resurrected.

Uhm no they can't.

"God's power, simply put, knows no bounds," said the church.

"Whilst this should be the celebrated reality, the unfortunate truth is that miracles which are delivered through the power of God are now no longer celebrated for ... being divine interventions. They are - conversely, in fact - attacked and ridiculed, along [with] those who believe that through the grace and power of God anything is possible.

"We are accused of being charlatans and those who share our belief in the divine power of God are labelled naive," added the church.

You are charlatans, but they are not labelled naive, just monumentally stupid.
 

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Man brought back to life after collapsing while playing football
https://www.iol.co.za/capeargus/new...er-collapsing-while-playing-football-19533618

Miracles everywhere.
"On scene, paramedics found the body of a man lying on the soccer field. A number of bystanders were found performing CPR on the man," he said.

The man was taken to hospital after paramedics provided him with advanced life support, Meiring said.

Paramedics/doctors in SA perform 100s of miracles like this every day. Imagine what you can do with a bit of training and science.
 

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"On scene, paramedics found the body of a man lying on the soccer field. A number of bystanders were found performing CPR on the man," he said.

The man was taken to hospital after paramedics provided him with advanced life support, Meiring said.

Paramedics/doctors in SA perform 100s of miracles like this every day. Imagine what you can do with a bit of training and science.
Bazinga.
 

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What was the selection process, ...... why this poor actor fool that couldn't hold his gaping mouth still until the moment of "resurrection", does he have some special connection with God, have some dirt on the Profit/pastor?
 

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‘Dead’ Man Woke Up During Own Funeral In Zimbabwe, Witness Says

Mourners at a recent funeral in Zimbabwe were caught by surprise when the guest of honor sat up in his coffin.


According to local reports, 34-year-old Brighton Dama Zanthe, the seemingly dead man, woke up last week while friends and family prepared to pay their respects at his home in Gweru.


“I was the first to notice Mr. Zanthe’s moving legs as I was in the queue to view his body. At first I could not believe my eyes but later realized that there was indeed some movements on the body as other mourners retreated in disbelief,” Lot Gaka, one of the mourners and Zanthe’s employer, told The Herald.


Fortunately, Zanthe woke up just in time; his body was set to be transported to a funeral parlor later that day. After Zanthe “resurrected” he was taken to a local hospital, where he remained on life support for two days before eventually being released.


 

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So how does this work with the department of home affairs? does he need to register for a new ID number or do they reinstate the old one.
 

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There are people doubting this so called resurrection but still believe in this crap.
It has been said that St. Patrick (c. 389-c. 461) performed a thousand miracles. And why not? Many more (40,000) were prudently attributed to St. Vincent Ferrer, the Dominican missionary and "Angel of Judgment."
Moreover, the author knows of no saint for whom there are claimed so many resurrection miracles during one apostolic lifetime as for St. Patrick; there were as many as 39 of these wonders. Thirty-three are mentioned in one specific report:

"For the blind and the lame, the deaf and the dumb, the palsied, the lunatic, the leprous, the epileptic, all who labored under any disease, did he in the Name of the Holy Trinity restore unto the power of their limbs and unto entire health; and in these good deeds was he daily practiced. Thirty and three dead men, some of whom had been many years buried, did this great reviver raise from the dead, as above we have more fully recorded." link
The book "Saints Who Raised The Dead" by Father Albert J. Hebert documents true stories of 400 resurrection miracles in the lives of the Saints
 

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So how does this work with the department of home affairs? does he need to register for a new ID number or do they reinstate the old one.
The Man of God has done his part, now for the family of the dead man walking to provide those details.
 
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