Pastor Alph Lukau ‘raises’ dead man during church service

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... no more coughing after resurrection :ROFL:. 2 for the price of one. Life and ailment free.
 

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Next time he puts up a show, someone should take a stun gun to the dead guy before the pastor gets to him
 

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Joseph Smith, L Ron Hubbard, et al. Nobody can disprove them, so they must all be right. Like those guys that wrote the scriptures.
 

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They gonna tag team the next corpse. Resurrection and Penis enlargement, in one go! With lost lover standing next to the casket.

Combo breaker!!!

What's next, calling down the mighty Angel Gabriel for a quick choir performance, and recorder (blokfluit) solo?

Their next resurrection should be in a crematorium, I'd pay good money for that performance.
 
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so the woman fainted
but is miraculously brought back from the dead

She fainted and clipped the side of the cart they use to haul all the coins from the offering plates. It wasn't the impact that knocked her out, it was the bag full of R5 coins...
 

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the back peddle is worse than the daft stunt.

Pastor Alph Lukau breaks his silence while Cyril Ramaphosa wades in
During an interview on PowerFM on Wednesday afternoon‚ Lukau said the only time he had restored life was to an unborn child whose mother had alleged that she had been told the child had died in the womb.

"The heartbeat could not be detected before but after the prayer‚ they [were] told the child is fine‚" said Lukau.

The pastor who found himself in the middle of mass criticism from the public and other men of the cloth‚ added that he had no power to resurrect a person from the dead "except if God used him as an instrument".
He reiterated what his church officials said‚ that Sunday's incident‚ where a dead man known by the name of Elliot arose from a coffin after being declared dead‚ was not his doing.

Lukau said he had been informed that a person in a coffin had been brought to the church and before they had entered the premises‚ the coffin had begun to shake‚ suggesting that the person was alive.

He said all he had done was pray for the man and join in rejoicing in the miracle that they had just witnessed.

"Hearing that the person was alive‚ it was an amazing thing. We have never heard of such a thing as Alleluia Ministries … We always read of those in the Bible but have never had it‚" said Lukau.

He said people‚ including the media‚ had made assumptions on what had happened without having properly watched the live stream of the incident.

Lukau emphasised that prior to this miracle‚ he had never seen Elliot or his family.

Watch the video and note the healing of "pimples of her vagina" at 0:39s.
 

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Now Lukau's church says man was already 'undead' on arrival

Three days have not even passed, yet a church that claimed to have resurrected a man is now backtracking from its "miracle".

As pastor Alph Lukau's "resurrection" video continued to dominate social media conversations yesterday, with many ridiculing his claims, the Alleluia International Ministries said the "dead" man was actually "already alive" when his "body" got to the premises.

The Alleluia International Ministries church in Kramerville, Sandton, now says that Lukau had only "completed a miracle that God had already started".
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