Heh. They once answered one of my calls in under 1 minute. In fact, it was before the regularly scheduled music interrupting voice could say anything!
I was so surprised, that I didn't even speak back, because although I could hear it wasn't the repeating voice that keeps interrupting the lovely music, my brain just didn't register. I mean, out of 20 calls, of which the vast majority I held on for more than 20 minutes, and the remaining ones I held for more than 10 minutes, what were they thinking, answering that quickly? They trying to give their clients heart attacks or something?
It was only when it registered that the guy had already said "Hello?" three or four times that I actually answered him...