Pitbull's guide to the Gräfenberg spot

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Wino

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O and another thing guys :D

Pls don't get in bed at night and expect to get nookie. Start from the morning already, make sexy remarks at your wife/GF what ever. Send her inviting and juicy e-mails during the day and set the mood for when you get home. Don't just do your normal thing you do every day and expect some action when you get to bed. Work on it, some days work on it for a day or 2 it will come :) I do it often and get exactly what I want when I want it.

I thought it died down once I got married but later realised why. We get to a point where we as men just expect it to happen with out any real effort. Once I realised the problem I have been very lucky ;)
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Spoken like a truely married man.
 

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I used to think that sex with women over 40 is just to gross..but I recently discovered that its even worse with men approaching 50. Theres just too much sag, medication, cramps, dryness, false teeth etc involved. Mature sex is so Nasty! I'm 45 and don't want to do an Ouma or an Oupa! Can you imagine Kendra:) and Heff :(
 

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Eina!!!!!!

I though my parents having sex was gross, they had my brother 7 years after me:sick:

Now i'm that age.......:eek:

So when you get to that age you'll probably enjoy it....:p
 

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I used to think that sex with women over 40 is just to gross..but I recently discovered that its even worse with men approaching 50. Theres just too much sag, medication, cramps, dryness, false teeth etc involved. Mature sex is so Nasty! I'm 45 and don't want to do an Ouma or an Oupa! Can you imagine Kendra:) and Heff :(
I think he had enough money for her to overlook his nastiness...There's a book out (you can download it - can't remember the name) written by an ex-bunny who was one of his lovers and attended many of the Playboy parties. She says that most of the (Viagra enhanced) sex he had was with one girl while the others used sextoys on themselves. She said he has an ugly mole on his Johnson. :eek:
 

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I don't care what anyone says about heff but he is flippin legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares if these mind blowing hot women are sleeping with him for his money, he is sleeping with MIND BLOWINGLY hot women and has been for the last 50 odd years.

He has and is living 99% of every mans dream.
 

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I do not dream about Hugh Heffner...:mad:
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that guy is a legend - to have all those beautiful girls because he made porno mags, is awesome.

take pics during the day of naked chicks - what do you get for doing that? even moaaar hot chicks at night. genius! :cool: i'd give my left nut to sleep with one of those 3 playboy chicks, even the fat one!
 

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:confused:

that guy is a legend - to have all those beautiful girls because he made porno mags, is awesome.

take pics during the day of naked chicks - what do you get for doing that? even moaaar hot chicks at night. genius! :cool: i'd give my left nut to sleep with one of those 3 playboy chicks, even the fat one!
Apparently Wednesday nights are the only nights he has the girls. The other nights he watches old movies.
 

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o_O

guess i should file this under things for future reference.
 

killadoob

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I do not dream about Hugh Heffner...:mad:
Why would you dream about heff, i looked at my comment and it never suggested anyone is.

He has and is living every man's dream, to me that does not comes across as every man dreams about him, it comes across as it should.
 
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Keeper

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Why would you dream about heff, i looked at my comment and it never suggested anyone is.

He has and is living every man's dream, to me that does not comes across as every man dreams about him, it comes across as it should.
DJK might be hinting somethere here, I know it!
 

killadoob

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Would be kinda strange if DJ watched girls of the playboy mansion for the HEFF :p, he would need his lube then.
 
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