Police catch man who hid marijuana around penis

[mercurial]

Getting caught with marijuana by police is bad enough. But the drug arrest of John Christopher Williams, 34, was particularly embarrassing.

Williams has a lengthy criminal record and had failed to show up for court dates more than once, leading to a warrant for his arrest. When police found and arrested him they didn’t find any drugs on him and Williams didn’t say anything.

It was only when he was being checked in to prison that guards discovered nine grams of marijuana wrapped around his penis. Williams says it was all a misunderstanding.

Bong around the schlong

 

[Devill]

Bong around the schlong

ROFL

 

[sand_man]

It's my bush!!! Since when is it illegal to have bush around one's genitals?

 

[lilGr]

Bong around the schlong

Signs of addiction.

 

[Moederloos]

Weed Willy Winky?

*groan*

 

[Pixie22]

He was gonna smoke it afterwards lol euww

 

[harry_l]

It's the first time I hear about this... it's pretty embarrassing but this leads us thinking about how tricky and vigilant drug dealers can be. How could he actually say that this whole thing was a misunderstanding?? What's to misunderstand here?
Harry, Drug rehabilitation

 

[Fudzy]

If you think thats bad, you don't wanna know where cocaine smugglers hide their gear

 

[daveza]

Opens fly for a [-]slash[/-] stash.

 

[Ekhaatvensters]

It's a pretty normal place to hide weed. :/ I doubt he meant it to be wrapped around and it was obviously in a bankie of some sort. Not much of a story.

 

[Kim_Webchick]

Ha ha ha that is really funny